World Cup Updates.
Ask me in the comments to talk about Germany, too.
SVK v. PAR
ughhh omg #svk v. #par too bad I don't care at all about this game. but #par will probably win, 2-0 for them already. /tired.
ITA v. NZL
ita v. #nzl tralala I don't really care about this game either. What's for breakfast? /pokes around in fridge for some food
Hooooly crap, #nzl takes lead at the #worldcup for first time in their history, with a first goal against #ita !
FIFA changes yellow card policy to keep big names in the #worldcup finals: http://bit.ly/crboEj
oooooooooh penalty & yellow omg. a chance for #ita !
OOOH EQUALIZED 1-1
ESPN COMMENTATORS JUST CALLED ITALY'S CONSTANT FALLING "DEEPLY PATHETIC". lol this game. #nzl is holding up!
WTF REF you just gave #nzl a yellow card bc the player got a cramp and was "time-wasting"? WHAT. Fuck you.
Comentators: "#fra , #ita , #eng - problems". FML this is true but my heart still screams DON'TCLUMP #ENG WITH THEM fucking England. T_T
YAY well done #nzl ! Got a point off the world champions #ita and managed a draw! :D
#ita & #nzl level, #par at top, #svk at bottom. #ita plays svk next, #nzl plays #par , so more likely #ita will go through.
~Break for the French NT Drama~
Omg seriously what is this shit about France refusing to train and their fitness coach quitting? Wow, bring on the #worldcup ~drama~
ontd_football: "Are France being paid by the English FA to make their team look less embarassing?" lmao jfc.
LOOK AT YOUR FRENCH TEAM NOW OMG how crazy and also stupid and disrespectful >:( http://bit.ly/aCjtW4
Fitness Coach Walks Out of French Training
By JEROME PUGMIRE (AP)
KNYSNA, South Africa - France team director Jean-Louis Valentin says the national team is refusing to train following a dispute on the practice field.
Valentin also says he has resigned from the French football federation, shouting that he was "ashamed" of the team.
The team arrived at training Sunday but a few minutes after taking the field, fitness coach Robert Duverne stormed away from an argument with coach Raymond Domenech. Duverne threw his accreditation badge to the ground after the heated discussion and walked away.
The players then boarded the team bus.
The French team is in disarray after striker Nicolas Anelka was sent home for insulting Domenech, whose tactics and management skills have been called into question.
Copyright © 2010 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.
Oooh I think I am up to date with the #fra NT drama now. Man that is bad shit all around. Winner of 2010 WC drama - France!
OMG I love this video, I love this #worldcup . Let there be happiness for EVERYONE!! :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7PFOs3d5Gw
BRA v. CIV
Wow some fancy footwork from both teams. Very nice. But come on #civ !
Lots of nice footballer thighs :)
Oh god they're pronouncing Kaka's name wrong again. Not that difficult to get it right. Only two syllables jfc.
FUCKING BRAZIL THAT WAS A HANDBALL ugh but if refs don't see it...
What the hell did you see that replay? The ref knew it was A handball?
( Argentine coach Maradona criticizes the ref for missing the double handball. Damn right.)
...why does this #worldcup hate me? Fml.
At least one goal yay. Let's cut down the goal differential. One more goal for #civ ?
Wow. Holy fuck. Kaka just got red carded omg. Omg.
Aww Kaka being redcarded means he's not going to be in the #bra v. #por game meaning NO RONALDO/KAKA BFFery!! That is a sad thing :(!
(And here's a gratuitous Vanity Fair pic off half-naked footballers.)
And because all of us who were pulling for the CIV could use some cheering up, here is Drogba with his adorable baby, being so cute your ovaries will scream in agony. :(
more!
POR v. PRK
Man it's raining and #por isn't even in white this time. And seriously why the hell is Cronaldo the captain? This, I do not get.
(RAIN!)
ontd_football: "if you saw ronaldo fall...it was not because of the rain...he just likes going down" mei: "go down on who? I MEAN-- um."
Aaaaand #por scores. In the rain. In Capetown. Thank you for the brilliant commentary, commentators. (So many sexual puns to be made omg!)
"Almost a gift on a silver platter" & "today's sloppy wet conditions". PUNS, PUNS EVERYWHERE TO BE MADE. @ryeonggu Meireles scored.
Ooooh a close one for #prk , almost! Try again. Would be cool if they could equalize at least.
Okay, never mind. #por just scored its second goal. Ehh, whatever, I am not too invested in the outcome of this game.
Oh burn. 3rd goal. Wow. Sooooo hope no one bet on #prk to win this because obviously #por is dominating.
Though, shockingly, most of the #por players on the ground this game are NOT Cristiano Ronaldo. Is this real life? Is this just a fantasy?
Also, can I roll my eyes really hard at the fact that a MISSPELLING of Ronaldo's name is currently trending? Wtf people. Holy fuck 4-0.
I only like destruction when it's a team I support & I don't really care about #por lol. BUT #ESP PLEASE TO BRING THE DESTRUCTION!
damn Ronaldo, I hate you but you have a cute smile. :( fml.
I mean, hot I can deal with b/c I objectify, no problem. But cute smiles actually twinge my heart, not just my libido. :(
Ouch ouch ouch 5-0.
Spain, can we replicate this game? You roleplay #por and Honduras can roleplay #prk for a spanking. (I can't help the sex puns today, why!)
Oh god I need to turn off this game. Ronaldo finally scores, making it 6-0 for #por . Omg, SPAIN, EMULATE PORTUGAL, OKAY?
...7-0. Well, #por will be moving on to knockout stages with a GD like that. Sorry #civ .
...thundersquall is going to be a doll and keep me updated on Chile v. switzerland, which I'm going to miss because of a work meeting. But I will be watching Spain this afternoon! Expect an update to this post late afternoon/early evening. Hopefully a happy one, jfc.
In anticipation of Spain, here is Iker Casillas! Freshly shaved!
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0ek60yKdLDedw/x610.jpg IKER SHAVED; HELLO IKER ♥ #esp do not fucking break my heart (again) tomorrow.
More clean-shaven Iker:
In conclusion:
SPAIN, DO WHAT PORTUGAL DID BUT WITH NANDO
I love Nando. ♥♥
...and one last thing before I go.
English NT in suits. The more I learn about individual players, the less I like them, sorry. Except for Stevie. Always except for Stevie. (John Terry specifically can get lost in a cornfield though, thanks. Go away, unless you're going to help England score.)
( more!)
ESP v. HON
at a pub w tv so watching the game. No worries. Will flail via text. :)
Wow Spain is so much taller. Will that help? We'll take any advantage.
Not used to Nando's short brown hair D:
(...the hair is up there, I know you're looking at his ass. Or maybe that's just me.)
Omg so nervous I can't eat. Go go go #esp .
So close Villa T-T stress stress Hah yellow for #hon .
Iker ilu ilu ilu ilu
YAY VILLA VIVA ESPANA
Can't make clever commentary about the #esp game, too busy staring.
Jesus Christ Navas has gorgeous eyes, obvious even midgame.
Omg apparently Torres has his first name tattooed in Elvish on his right forearm lol. Why so geeky and cute?
Good thing he's an amazing footballer and a cutie pie otherwise he'd never get laid. <3
(sorry that is not it; that tattoo says OLLALA, which is the name of his wife. yes kids Nando is 26, married, and has a baby girl! jfc.)
(OOH HERE IT IS. CAN ANYONE READ IT?)
Beautiful, Villa. 2-0 for #esp .
Ow Pique ow ow ow
@limerance foot to the mouth. Accident no foul. Spit up blood.
(this is before the foot to mouth; this is foot to crotch)
(ow. can't believe they sent him back onto the pitch like that. he apparently had to get 3 stitches afterwards and can't talk. D:!!!)
What the hell are you doing Villa you could have gotten a hat trick. How do you miss a penalty kick? Fff.
Torres :( <3 i still love you. Rate Save yourself for the Chile game.
#esp should've gotten that penalty but at least It's a win. Still nervous. Spain needs more goals.
ontd_football: I WANT TO PETITION FIFA TO BAN UNDERARMOUR. WHO IS WITH ME?
OTHER STUFF NOT TWEETED:
LOL evil ref.
From the Switzerland game I'm pretty sure.
OMG THIGHS \o/ EVERYONE LIKES THIGHS
Dear FIFA, this is a petition to ban underarmor. Shirtless guys are a necessity in football. http://bit.ly/czIEG1 Love, ontd_fb & me
ETA 2: This is the current news in football, if you are curious. My explanation to ma belle cherie.
champagne apocalypse: england tries to be as dramatic as france
champagne apocalypse: france does its best to stay on top
champagne apocalypse: italians are posing in their underwear as a distraction
champagne apocalypse: and now you are basically caught up :D with an extra side of italians in their underwear
ETA 3:
champagne apocalypse: BUT ANYWAY ABOUT NANDO so he has his wife's name and daughter's name tattooed on his arms :> and then his name in elvish lolol bc he is a big LotR geek idek <3
小宋。: omg lol
champagne apocalypse: SO CUTE
小宋。: loooool
champagne apocalypse: my friend: good thing he's cute otherwise he'd never get laid
小宋。: LOOOL
小宋。: this is probably true
champagne apocalypse: me: c'mon he's a famous footballer, he'd get laid even if he were ugly
champagne apocalypse: her: speaking of which, crouch (from the eng nt) once gave an interview. he was asked what he'd be if he weren't a footballer. he said "a virgin."
小宋。: SCREAM
小宋。: LOLOLOL
intomorning: apparently there's this player on the spanish team (i forget who), but apparently when he was young, he was always on time to practice, v. driven, etc.
intomorning and then one time he was late, and the coach found out it was b/c he was hanging out w/ his friends and some girls
intomorning: and the coach was like, ":O you were that b/c of THAT?
intomorning: "was it worth it?"
intomorning: and the player was like, "yes" and then he ended marrying the girl that he had met!!
meiface: awwwwwww that is so cute
meiface: so cute! \o/
SVK v. PAR
ughhh omg #svk v. #par too bad I don't care at all about this game. but #par will probably win, 2-0 for them already. /tired.
ITA v. NZL
ita v. #nzl tralala I don't really care about this game either. What's for breakfast? /pokes around in fridge for some food
Hooooly crap, #nzl takes lead at the #worldcup for first time in their history, with a first goal against #ita !
FIFA changes yellow card policy to keep big names in the #worldcup finals: http://bit.ly/crboEj
oooooooooh penalty & yellow omg. a chance for #ita !
OOOH EQUALIZED 1-1
ESPN COMMENTATORS JUST CALLED ITALY'S CONSTANT FALLING "DEEPLY PATHETIC". lol this game. #nzl is holding up!
WTF REF you just gave #nzl a yellow card bc the player got a cramp and was "time-wasting"? WHAT. Fuck you.
Comentators: "#fra , #ita , #eng - problems". FML this is true but my heart still screams DON'TCLUMP #ENG WITH THEM fucking England. T_T
YAY well done #nzl ! Got a point off the world champions #ita and managed a draw! :D
#ita & #nzl level, #par at top, #svk at bottom. #ita plays svk next, #nzl plays #par , so more likely #ita will go through.
~Break for the French NT Drama~
Omg seriously what is this shit about France refusing to train and their fitness coach quitting? Wow, bring on the #worldcup ~drama~
ontd_football: "Are France being paid by the English FA to make their team look less embarassing?" lmao jfc.
LOOK AT YOUR FRENCH TEAM NOW OMG how crazy and also stupid and disrespectful >:( http://bit.ly/aCjtW4
Fitness Coach Walks Out of French Training
By JEROME PUGMIRE (AP)
KNYSNA, South Africa - France team director Jean-Louis Valentin says the national team is refusing to train following a dispute on the practice field.
Valentin also says he has resigned from the French football federation, shouting that he was "ashamed" of the team.
The team arrived at training Sunday but a few minutes after taking the field, fitness coach Robert Duverne stormed away from an argument with coach Raymond Domenech. Duverne threw his accreditation badge to the ground after the heated discussion and walked away.
The players then boarded the team bus.
The French team is in disarray after striker Nicolas Anelka was sent home for insulting Domenech, whose tactics and management skills have been called into question.
Copyright © 2010 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.
Oooh I think I am up to date with the #fra NT drama now. Man that is bad shit all around. Winner of 2010 WC drama - France!
OMG I love this video, I love this #worldcup . Let there be happiness for EVERYONE!! :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7PFOs3d5Gw
Click to viewBRA v. CIV
Wow some fancy footwork from both teams. Very nice. But come on #civ !
Lots of nice footballer thighs :)
Oh god they're pronouncing Kaka's name wrong again. Not that difficult to get it right. Only two syllables jfc.
FUCKING BRAZIL THAT WAS A HANDBALL ugh but if refs don't see it...
What the hell did you see that replay? The ref knew it was A handball?
( Argentine coach Maradona criticizes the ref for missing the double handball. Damn right.)
...why does this #worldcup hate me? Fml.
At least one goal yay. Let's cut down the goal differential. One more goal for #civ ?
Wow. Holy fuck. Kaka just got red carded omg. Omg.
Aww Kaka being redcarded means he's not going to be in the #bra v. #por game meaning NO RONALDO/KAKA BFFery!! That is a sad thing :(!
(And here's a gratuitous Vanity Fair pic off half-naked footballers.)
And because all of us who were pulling for the CIV could use some cheering up, here is Drogba with his adorable baby, being so cute your ovaries will scream in agony. :(
more!
POR v. PRK
Man it's raining and #por isn't even in white this time. And seriously why the hell is Cronaldo the captain? This, I do not get.
(RAIN!)
ontd_football: "if you saw ronaldo fall...it was not because of the rain...he just likes going down" mei: "go down on who? I MEAN-- um."
Aaaaand #por scores. In the rain. In Capetown. Thank you for the brilliant commentary, commentators. (So many sexual puns to be made omg!)
"Almost a gift on a silver platter" & "today's sloppy wet conditions". PUNS, PUNS EVERYWHERE TO BE MADE. @ryeonggu Meireles scored.
Ooooh a close one for #prk , almost! Try again. Would be cool if they could equalize at least.
Okay, never mind. #por just scored its second goal. Ehh, whatever, I am not too invested in the outcome of this game.
Oh burn. 3rd goal. Wow. Sooooo hope no one bet on #prk to win this because obviously #por is dominating.
Though, shockingly, most of the #por players on the ground this game are NOT Cristiano Ronaldo. Is this real life? Is this just a fantasy?
Also, can I roll my eyes really hard at the fact that a MISSPELLING of Ronaldo's name is currently trending? Wtf people. Holy fuck 4-0.
I only like destruction when it's a team I support & I don't really care about #por lol. BUT #ESP PLEASE TO BRING THE DESTRUCTION!
damn Ronaldo, I hate you but you have a cute smile. :( fml.
I mean, hot I can deal with b/c I objectify, no problem. But cute smiles actually twinge my heart, not just my libido. :(
Ouch ouch ouch 5-0.
Spain, can we replicate this game? You roleplay #por and Honduras can roleplay #prk for a spanking. (I can't help the sex puns today, why!)
Oh god I need to turn off this game. Ronaldo finally scores, making it 6-0 for #por . Omg, SPAIN, EMULATE PORTUGAL, OKAY?
...7-0. Well, #por will be moving on to knockout stages with a GD like that. Sorry #civ .
...thundersquall is going to be a doll and keep me updated on Chile v. switzerland, which I'm going to miss because of a work meeting. But I will be watching Spain this afternoon! Expect an update to this post late afternoon/early evening. Hopefully a happy one, jfc.
In anticipation of Spain, here is Iker Casillas! Freshly shaved!
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0ek60yKdLDedw/x610.jpg IKER SHAVED; HELLO IKER ♥ #esp do not fucking break my heart (again) tomorrow.
More clean-shaven Iker:
In conclusion:
SPAIN, DO WHAT PORTUGAL DID BUT WITH NANDO
I love Nando. ♥♥
...and one last thing before I go.
English NT in suits. The more I learn about individual players, the less I like them, sorry. Except for Stevie. Always except for Stevie. (John Terry specifically can get lost in a cornfield though, thanks. Go away, unless you're going to help England score.)
( more!)
ESP v. HON
at a pub w tv so watching the game. No worries. Will flail via text. :)
Wow Spain is so much taller. Will that help? We'll take any advantage.
Not used to Nando's short brown hair D:
(...the hair is up there, I know you're looking at his ass. Or maybe that's just me.)
Omg so nervous I can't eat. Go go go #esp .
So close Villa T-T stress stress Hah yellow for #hon .
Iker ilu ilu ilu ilu
YAY VILLA VIVA ESPANA
Can't make clever commentary about the #esp game, too busy staring.
Jesus Christ Navas has gorgeous eyes, obvious even midgame.
Omg apparently Torres has his first name tattooed in Elvish on his right forearm lol. Why so geeky and cute?
Good thing he's an amazing footballer and a cutie pie otherwise he'd never get laid. <3
(sorry that is not it; that tattoo says OLLALA, which is the name of his wife. yes kids Nando is 26, married, and has a baby girl! jfc.)
(OOH HERE IT IS. CAN ANYONE READ IT?)
Beautiful, Villa. 2-0 for #esp .
Ow Pique ow ow ow
@limerance foot to the mouth. Accident no foul. Spit up blood.
(this is before the foot to mouth; this is foot to crotch)
(ow. can't believe they sent him back onto the pitch like that. he apparently had to get 3 stitches afterwards and can't talk. D:!!!)
What the hell are you doing Villa you could have gotten a hat trick. How do you miss a penalty kick? Fff.
Torres :( <3 i still love you. Rate Save yourself for the Chile game.
#esp should've gotten that penalty but at least It's a win. Still nervous. Spain needs more goals.
ontd_football: I WANT TO PETITION FIFA TO BAN UNDERARMOUR. WHO IS WITH ME?
OTHER STUFF NOT TWEETED:
LOL evil ref.
From the Switzerland game I'm pretty sure.
OMG THIGHS \o/ EVERYONE LIKES THIGHS
Dear FIFA, this is a petition to ban underarmor. Shirtless guys are a necessity in football. http://bit.ly/czIEG1 Love, ontd_fb & me
ETA 2: This is the current news in football, if you are curious. My explanation to ma belle cherie.
champagne apocalypse: england tries to be as dramatic as france
champagne apocalypse: france does its best to stay on top
champagne apocalypse: italians are posing in their underwear as a distraction
champagne apocalypse: and now you are basically caught up :D with an extra side of italians in their underwear
ETA 3:
champagne apocalypse: BUT ANYWAY ABOUT NANDO so he has his wife's name and daughter's name tattooed on his arms :> and then his name in elvish lolol bc he is a big LotR geek idek <3
小宋。: omg lol
champagne apocalypse: SO CUTE
小宋。: loooool
champagne apocalypse: my friend: good thing he's cute otherwise he'd never get laid
小宋。: LOOOL
小宋。: this is probably true
champagne apocalypse: me: c'mon he's a famous footballer, he'd get laid even if he were ugly
champagne apocalypse: her: speaking of which, crouch (from the eng nt) once gave an interview. he was asked what he'd be if he weren't a footballer. he said "a virgin."
小宋。: SCREAM
小宋。: LOLOLOL
intomorning: apparently there's this player on the spanish team (i forget who), but apparently when he was young, he was always on time to practice, v. driven, etc.
intomorning and then one time he was late, and the coach found out it was b/c he was hanging out w/ his friends and some girls
intomorning: and the coach was like, ":O you were that b/c of THAT?
intomorning: "was it worth it?"
intomorning: and the player was like, "yes" and then he ended marrying the girl that he had met!!
meiface: awwwwwww that is so cute
meiface: so cute! \o/