SOME MORE THINGS (my hiatus is going super well, why do you ask?):
The sad past-KyuMin current-QMi Sungmin-dealing fic I've always wanted to write but never did...now exists! I knew someone else would write it if I waited long enough, hohoho.
and even my soul is wet, PG-13, KyuMin/QMi. Awesome!Hyukjae.
I rewatched Super Show I tonight and alskdghd fuck, I love SJ-T so hard. Miracle as the encore made my heart clench a little because I think that will always be the epitome of old, perfect, happy SuJu - even though technically Kyuhyun wasn't part of SuJu then. Nothing can beat Life couldn't get better, hey! okay? I don't know why. As much as I love Dancing Out...
Anyway, I was watching with my brother, whose favorites have gone from Yesung to Eunhyuk, even though I swear he can't recognize Eunhyuk half the time... He also likes Sungmin. Mei, with her favorites of Donghae, Heechul, and Kyuhyun, thinks with despair: Where did I go wrong? T____T Not that I don't love his favorites, because I do, but clearly my biases have not been inflicted properly! I blame being away for school.
Speaking of my brother, he is hysterical.
Here is a picture of him cosplaying L from Death Note:
SCREAMS. My brother, you guys. A+ geek, ilhsm.
ON A TOTALLY NON-KPOP NOTE: I was home for Thanksgiving, so I met up with
efio_47 and
0sweet_tart0 to watch Ninja Assassin and New Moon.
NINJA ASSASSIN
PLOT: *has holes*
BLOOD: *excessive amounts of red paint*
MEI: Ugh, why am I watching this piece of crap again?
RAIN: Look at my body. It is slick with sweat and blood and oh so toned. *poses*
MEI: Oh, right, I remember. *_______*
Basically, it sucked some major balls, the killing was excessive, the blood was ridiculously fake, the plot was craptacular...but Rain had a goddamned attractive body on display a lot. :D Mmm, abs.
And speaking of abs...
NEW MOON
BELLA: I fidgeted and had miniature seizures throughout this entire movie. I was projecting tenseness, don't you see?
EDWARD: I totally was not tense at all this movie. Dude, I was so stoned, I had trouble speaking.
ALICE: I'm awesome, basically.
CARLISLE: I am attractive and blond.
ARO: I am Tony Blair?
JACOB: I am ab-tacular and totally, totally underage. Keep that in mind, bitches.
Bella could not stop shaking the entire movie. Swear to god, watch it and see. OR MAYBE YOU WILL BE DISTRACTED BY JACOB'S ABS, SOBBING, BECAUSE I WAS. I mean. What. How does that body belong to a 17-year-old? alskdhfd lies. LIES AND STEROIDS, how tragic. What a wasted youth, spent being pawed by pedo-noonas cougars.
...in the same vein of this shame...I left New Moon craving fic. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. DRUGS MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED. I had no idea what I was looking for, really, but I thought I'd start off with slash since, y'know, it's how I roll. So
twilight_slash introduced me to the joys of Edward/Jacob and, uh. Well. I might have found 2 or 3 good fics. I promised
intomorning I'd make some recs when I got over the shame. (Read: never.)
Unless you guys happen to be slightly interested? Interested despite yourself and all your good sense? Let me tell you now, every single Edward/Jacob fic in the world essentially starts with Jacob imprinting on Edward. Some fics do it better than others. In my opinion, it's all better than Breaking Dawn, where SMeyer canonically has Jacob imprinting on Edward and Bella's baby girl. Gross x1000.
SO, NOW THAT YOU KNOW MY SHAME, I will just...slink back into my hiatus quietly...
Random note: HI TO THAT GIRL IN
black_goose's JAPANESE CLASS. aldhf who apparently knows me from my PoT days? Oh god, PoT. When was the last time I wrote non-SJ fic? Though I will be looking to write non-SJ fic after exams for a Christmas meme! :D Anticipate it! Or not! Ahaha, here's hoping I survive my exams.