i'm not easy, i'm just shallow
From my comment-spam with darleenk here.
Me:
INTERVIEWER: So, Donghae-sshi, are you in a relationship?
DONGHAE: Uh. That's hard to say.
INTERVIEWER: Oh really? Are you worried about the backlash from your fans? Is it difficult because of your job as an idol?
DONGHAE: Well, it's just that...I don't know if he exists half the time... T__T
KYUHYUN: So you're only cheating on Kibum half the time when you mess around with me.
ZHOU MI: But you, on the other hand, are cheating on me all the time. *pouts*
KYUHYUN: I told you you should just join us.
KIBUM: I'm not scheduled to reappear for another week, guys. Can you please not do anything stupid that would make me have to show up again to stake my claim?
DONGHAE: THIS IS YOUR OWN FAULT. *pulls out planner to schedule in sex with Kibum in a week, when he's around*
KIBUM: It's in my re-negotiated contract. I can't help it.
darleenk:
DONGHAE: Technically, you can't cheat on someone who doesn't actually exist.
KIBUM: Tell that to my broken heart, if it isn't too shattered to hear you. D;
DONGHAE: Technically, a heart can't be broken if it doesn't actually exist.
KIBUM: Fuck you.
DONGHAE: ...Technically, you can't fuck someone who doesn't actually exist.
ZHOU MI: Are we missing anyone? I feel like something's missing.
KYUHYUN: No... No, I'm pretty sure this is everyone. You, me and Donghae. Yes.
DONGHAE: No, wait, I SWEAR something's not quite right. I just can't put my finger on it...
KIBUM: -from corner of the room- I reappeared like ten minutes ago, guys.
Me:
KIBUM: *grabs Donghae and starts stripping him*
KYUHYUN: You can't just show up whenever you feel like it and steal other people's bedpartners, you know.
KIBUM: You're one to talk.
KYUHYUN: At least I exist.
ZHOU MI: Um, so, do you still want to have sex?
KYUHYUN: *watching Donghae go down on Kibum* What? Shh.
ZHOU MI: My boyfriend sucks.
KIBUM: So do you remember who you're dating now? *doing things to Donghae with his fingers and mouth and tongue*
DONGHAE: *dazed* Sorry, what?
KIBUM: Yeah, I thought so.
ZHOU MI: Hey, look, Kyuhyun!
KYUHYUN: What? *annoyed* I told you, I'm-- Are those ribbons? Did you just tie yourself up with ribbons?
ZHOU MI: Don't be silly, how could I tie myself up with ribbons? I had Geng-ge do it.
KYUHYUN: ...Han Geng saw you naked?
ZHOU MI: At least he appreciated the view, unlike some people.
KYUHYUN: I'm appreciating, I'm appreciating. Can I leave the ribbons on?
darleenk
DONGHAE: Sex would work better if you didn't disappear in the middle of it you know.
KIBUM: How many times do I have to say I'm sorry? I'M SORRY.
DONGHAE: At least once more. You can use sex as an apology. Just-
KIBUM: Don't disappear. I know. -facepalms-
KIBUM: Zhou Mi, you should get your boyfriend to suck literally.
DONGHAE: -muffled- Shut the fuck up, Kibum.
KYUHYUN: You shut up and get back to work, Donghae! -unzips own jeans-
ZHOU MI: Surrounded. By. Perverts.
ZHOU MI: Kibum doesn't even exist half the time and you pay him more attention than me.
KYUHYUN: I try to appreciate him more when he's actually here. Making up for lost time.
ZHOU MI: Yes, I know, but do you have to have sex with him constantly? It's been three hours now. We need to go to work.
DONGHAE: Don't. Don't disturb them. -gazes-
Oh man do I crave some KiHaeQMi...or really, I just crave KiHae. KiHae smut, yes please. I will try to write some tonight - I have been writing nothing but QMi (and stupid things) lately.
On the bright side, I've fleshed out a little more what I want my Nanowrimo plot to be. :D
On the down side, I should be writing an essay (or at least researching for it) right now. Someone else wanna write me some KiHae porn? :(