the writing woes of porn
So I’m writing a Donghae hetsex fic because, I don’t know, this urge struck me out of nowhere. It is turning out a lot more epic and a lot slower than I’d originally anticipated.
→At lunch, fic status was thus: 2000+ words of foreplay and no actual sex! Of the five sections planned for Donghae's hetsex fic, I'm at 1.5. Nice. Apparently Donghae sleeping with girls is going to be long, elaborate, and filthily detailed.
→ A few hours later:
happy together ♪: *rolls* oh god donghae, TAKE OFF HER SHIRT.
lee sungmin: LOL
happy together ♪: seeeeriously why are they going so slooooow?! *mopes*
happy together ♪: donghae the gentleman. *grumps*
lee sungmin: this is what you get for writing him cute.
lee sungmin: you should have just stuck to hot and made him a man whore
happy together ♪: he should be more of a slut, trufax. lol.
lee sungmin: you'd be finished already.
happy together ♪: lol HE'D be finished already.
happy together ♪: 5x over.
lee sungmin: somewhere, Donghae is cursing your inability to just make him a slut.
happy together ♪: :'(
happy together ♪: donghae and his blue balls.
lee sungmin: lmfao
black_goose is clearly unsympathetic. :(
→ A little later, chatting with papered:
e ♥ 규觅: :3 so has donghae moved past the clothing removal yet
happy together ♪: hahah uhh...well i'm on section 3 now and. well.
e ♥ 규觅: ah. loling
happy together ♪: she's topless at least? and he got under her skirt.
happy together ♪: working on the rest of the clothing this section.
e ♥ 규觅: (Y)
e ♥ 규觅: sobbing donghae
happy together ♪: hahah, too much of a gentleman. going soooo slow.
happy together ♪: i was talking to goose and she's like "now if this were kibum..."
e ♥ 규觅: LMFAO
e ♥ 규觅: (Y)
happy together ♪: and i'm like "sigh, yes, they'd be on round 2 already"
happy together ♪: it's tragic
→ NOW: Donghae has finally gotten the girl naked, thank god. What's he doing, go around being gentlemanly and sweet? He should just rip off her clothes with his teeth, y/y? But, oh no, wait! A snag:
happy together ♪: now they're definitely naked :Db
e ♥ 규觅: :3
happy together ♪: wait he might still have his boxers/briefs on, dammit.
e ♥ 규觅: LOLING
e ♥ 규觅: QUICK, GET RID OF THEM!
happy together ♪: ...but first i must specify they are black boxer-briefs and mm mm good!
e ♥ 규觅: APPROVES
I blame halcyon_morn entirely for the delicious image of Donghae in nothing but black boxer-briefs and a silver cross necklace. I will never get it out of my head. :9 I don't think I'm troubled by this.
SO IN CONCLUSION: writing het sex is hard when girls, for some inexplicable reason, don't want to take their clothes off around Donghae. Crazy. Anyway, dinner break now, so Donghae's epic quest to get naked and have het sex must wait a little longer.
→At lunch, fic status was thus: 2000+ words of foreplay and no actual sex! Of the five sections planned for Donghae's hetsex fic, I'm at 1.5. Nice. Apparently Donghae sleeping with girls is going to be long, elaborate, and filthily detailed.
→ A few hours later:
happy together ♪: *rolls* oh god donghae, TAKE OFF HER SHIRT.
lee sungmin: LOL
happy together ♪: seeeeriously why are they going so slooooow?! *mopes*
happy together ♪: donghae the gentleman. *grumps*
lee sungmin: this is what you get for writing him cute.
lee sungmin: you should have just stuck to hot and made him a man whore
happy together ♪: he should be more of a slut, trufax. lol.
lee sungmin: you'd be finished already.
happy together ♪: lol HE'D be finished already.
happy together ♪: 5x over.
lee sungmin: somewhere, Donghae is cursing your inability to just make him a slut.
happy together ♪: :'(
happy together ♪: donghae and his blue balls.
lee sungmin: lmfao
black_goose is clearly unsympathetic. :(
→ A little later, chatting with papered:
e ♥ 규觅: :3 so has donghae moved past the clothing removal yet
happy together ♪: hahah uhh...well i'm on section 3 now and. well.
e ♥ 규觅: ah. loling
happy together ♪: she's topless at least? and he got under her skirt.
happy together ♪: working on the rest of the clothing this section.
e ♥ 규觅: (Y)
e ♥ 규觅: sobbing donghae
happy together ♪: hahah, too much of a gentleman. going soooo slow.
happy together ♪: i was talking to goose and she's like "now if this were kibum..."
e ♥ 규觅: LMFAO
e ♥ 규觅: (Y)
happy together ♪: and i'm like "sigh, yes, they'd be on round 2 already"
happy together ♪: it's tragic
→ NOW: Donghae has finally gotten the girl naked, thank god. What's he doing, go around being gentlemanly and sweet? He should just rip off her clothes with his teeth, y/y? But, oh no, wait! A snag:
happy together ♪: now they're definitely naked :Db
e ♥ 규觅: :3
happy together ♪: wait he might still have his boxers/briefs on, dammit.
e ♥ 규觅: LOLING
e ♥ 규觅: QUICK, GET RID OF THEM!
happy together ♪: ...but first i must specify they are black boxer-briefs and mm mm good!
e ♥ 규觅: APPROVES
I blame halcyon_morn entirely for the delicious image of Donghae in nothing but black boxer-briefs and a silver cross necklace. I will never get it out of my head. :9 I don't think I'm troubled by this.
SO IN CONCLUSION: writing het sex is hard when girls, for some inexplicable reason, don't want to take their clothes off around Donghae. Crazy. Anyway, dinner break now, so Donghae's epic quest to get naked and have het sex must wait a little longer.