You guys.
I was just getting over this phenomenon/crazy disease called The Thirteen (Sometimes Fifteen) Member Korean (Sometimes Chinese) Boy Band. Some of you probably know them as "Super Junior" or something.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PHOTOBOOK + MAKING OF DVD + CALENDAR?!
I was totally okay with not having the photobook or DVD but I just saw
scans of the calendar and it has Kibum. Like he's still a member of SuJu! And he's fake-rocking out on an electric guitar. Being ridiculously good-looking. Who are you? Stop reminding me how much I like to look at your body face.
And there's Geng, and gorgeous, gorgeous Kyuhyun, and Donghae is on my birthday month. And Heenim is fucking metrosexual up the wazoo and crazy elegant and beautiful and I want to look at him and admire him just to pass time. alskjflsfahs
Okay, so after seeing those scans, I kind of wanted the calendar. But just a little bit; I could have lived without it - scans work just fine for me. Then I stupidly decided to look at scans of the photobook AND, HI, THIS IS SO UNFAIR. FIRST PICTURE I SEE IS
THIS:
Kibum in nerdy glasses. Han Geng in a black wife-beater. In black-and-white.
Fuck you, SM. Fuck you very much. I refuse to buy this. I AM IN LAW SCHOOL AND IN DEBT. Give a poor starving, struggling, self-questioning girl a break, okay?
Or give me an SJM photobook, because the only thing almost as good as a Qmi duet in Chinese would be a Qmi photoshoot in black-and-white.
That, SM, is what I would like for Christmas.
Now I'm going back to drowning in finals. :|
EDIT:
This picture encapsulates The Way Things Are and Always Should and Will Be (aka Heechul and his Manwhores) Seriously. Stick a Hae somewhere there and you've got Heechul's favorite posse (save the Chinese boys not allowed in this shoot but whatever, we know how Heechul likes it).
RIGHT. I AM SO DONE WITH THIS. LEAVING LJ FOR CONTRACTS LAW NOW. REALLY.