Firstly, happy birthday to
nightflight &
higherskies! I hope you both had fantastic days in which you were told you were special over and over, because you both are. ♥ I'm glad to know both of you!
SUPER JUNIOR YOUTUBE RECS
Part 1/3 Part 2/3 Part 3/3
title:
Super Junior Cut on Gag Concertfeatures: Shindong, Eunhyuk, Leeteuk, Sungmin, Donghae, Kangin
rating: ★★★☆☆
reaction: My stomach hurt from laughing after this. At the beginning, I was like "WTF" because it takes a while for SuJu to show up. But it's worth it, trust me. This is so--so weird. Korea, you are so weird. And yet I can't stop laughing.
title:
Kibum's Couple Dance on X-Man 06.09.03features: Kibum
rating: ★★★★☆
reaction: KIBUM YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE THIS HOT. Nor are you allowed to dance up on those girls like that alksjflksdjls. My hormones, they are exploding. Ugh wtf, why are you so sexy, Kibummie?
title:
DBSK surprise phone call to Super Juniorfeatures: Sungmin, Leeteuk, Eunhyuk, Kangin, Kyuhyun
rating: ★★★★☆
reaction: This was incredibly cute and funny. I love the DBSK-SuJu friendship, and Jaejoong was hilarious pretending to be a girl calling SuJu on the radio. I love that Teukie knows first and everyone else is kind of "???" for a little bit. I love that Kangin and Sungmin knows (and Sungmin confirms with Teukie) and Hyuk and Kyuhyun are just confused throughout. Yay for DBSK on the phone!
title:
KangTeuk KISS (OPV)features: Kangin, Leeteuk
rating: ★★★☆☆
reaction: It's cute. And KangTeuk. ::shrugs:: What more can I say?
title:
Sukira 2007.10.11 - Lipsynch on Big Bang's Liesfeatures: Eunhyuk, Leeteuk
rating: ★★★★☆
reaction: BOYS IN SUITS. BIG BANG SONG. SUJU MOCKING TOP. A+ ALL AROUND. :D :D :D
title:
Pretty Crying Leeteuk on Ten Ten (old)features: Leeteuk, Kangin, Eunhyuk, maybe others (I can't really see them)
rating: ★★★★☆
reaction: Teukie talks about pre-debut days and cries. There is a long interruption while the song plays wherein Teukie continues to wipe his eyes (and is doted on by EH and KI). After that, Kangin talks about Teukie's responsibility as leader and how he tries to hide all his burdens from the others. This--broke me a little inside because it made me love these boys even more. Kangin talks about people who doubted him before and who try to cash in on his fame now and alsdjflks. God, this clip is all about Teukie and Kangin, I'm sorry. No KangTeuk here, just unbreakable bonds of friendship. ♥
title:
Chunji Conversations HC, KI, SD |
Part 2features: Heechul, Kangin, Shindong
rating: ★★★★★
reaction: I love Heechul. You're never going to make me quit. I love his bitchy princessness, his skinyass pretty boy looks--but most of all I love his fierce loyalty. I love the way he's a friend. I love how he loves Hankyung. ♥ There is crazy amounts of HC, KI, SD love here all around.
title:
Sukira 2007.02.26 - Doongji by Teuki & Kanginfeatures: Leeteuk, Kangin, Eunhyuk
rating: ★★★★☆
reaction: SuJu T makes me love trot. Kangin's voice is just alsdkfjld-guh. Suited for this. Their dancing is retarded and they are adorable together. I'm all for this. :D
title:
Leeteuk and Donghae Magic Trickfeatures: Leeteuk, Donghae
rating: ★★★★☆
reaction: Maybe I was on a high from laughing at
beijingfriedrice's parodies, but I found this extraordinarily funny. It's kind of gross, too, because they are Real True Boys™. They think they're so awesome, I love it. Stupid, silly boys. ♥
Two quick SuJu fic recs (p.s. memories updated with AWESOME NEW FIC):
Spin Dare by
jyojyoushistats: Kyuhyun/Ryeowook, Sungmin/Eunhyuk, Kangin/Leeteuk, Shiwon/Hankyung, Heechul/Donghae, NC-17, humor/smut
summary: A party turned into a drinking session turned into a game turned into...
reaction: First I LOLed because it was the epic Truth or Dare fic every fandom is required to have! Then I LOLed more because it was strip Truth or Dare! But then I was happily surprised because the writing turned out to be much better than expected of a typical Truth or Dare fic. It was funny and sexy and totally inconceivably impossible, but so much fun. Ensuing couple-centric smut chapters were A+. My favorite remains the KangTeuk chapter because swing!sex and then bath!sex and something wonderful about their interaction. Just. Yeah. The ShiHan was hot too though. I can't wait for the CinHae. ♥
Balance by
fading_sun_sockstats: KiHae, KangTeuk, TeukHae, R, humor
summary: Slutty!Teuk + Sluttier!Hae + Observative!Kibum = fun.
reaction: It's not the best piece of writing out there, but it's superficially enjoyable like whoa. Possibly I am just easy for slutty!Teukie and slutty!Hae (oh boys and those hips). Plus jealous!Kangin and also KiHae. Because there is never enough KiHae in the world, mmmm. I approve. (Check out
the mini comment!fic KyuMin sequel too.)
And for the non-Kpop fans, Harry Potter recs from Merry Smutmas & HD Holidays!
HP RECS
all authors and artists anonymous thus far, of course
title:
Everything is Different Now, Foreverstats: Remus/Sirius, R, MWPP era
summary: Remus and Sirius settle their differences.
reaction: Real and true angry sex. It's not fake here and I completely buy the emotions from both sides. This is so incredibly well-written. I love good Remus/Sirius like this. Damn. The best part is that the sex resolves nothing. Awesome.
title:
Hold Onstats: Remus/Sirius, NC-17, art
reaction: Wall!sex. Beautifully drawn. Yummy. I could stare for minutes on end.
title:
Coming Cleanstats: Teddy/James Jr, NC-17, p0rn
summary: Teddy thinks it's time that James fesses up to his parents, but it might take a bit of persuasion on his part.
reaction: Totally, totally hot--and funny at the same time. I love new-gen fics and pairings, what can I say? This was a great story, great characterization, hot sex, and a strong, humorous ending. Win!
title:
Love Like a Razorbladestats: Harry/Draco, NC-17, drama
summary: Like everything powerful, love is a weapon.
reaction: I love that it's set in Durmstrang. There's a lovely little plot going on here. I'm not sure I totally buy how quickly the H/D happens, but I won't complain about the sex. That's hot. *G* The most haunting part of this fic, though, the part that hit me hardest was the real research that went into placing Durmstrang on the map. Amazing work there. Very well-depicted.
title:
Can't Resist Those Pottersstats: Teddy/James Jr, NC-17, art
reaction: It's tender and funny and hot all at once! Great color, great posturing, great art in general.
title:
Let Gostats: Harry/Draco, R, humor
summary: There was a logical explanation for what happened between Harry and Malfoy: adolescent insanity. Not their own, though-their children's.
reaction: The kids are perfect in this. True siblings! Er, epilogue-compliant, obviously. Lovely, lovely family dynamics, lots of great lines, funny H/D plot that somehow works. *G* It's so cute to see Harry and Draco as parents. Plus, a little bit of Scorpius/Lily which is refreshing and cute. (Because everything I've seen that isn't AS/S has been Scorpius/Rose, new-gen's answer to D/Hr. Though I suppose that makes Scorpius/Lily the new-gen answer to D/G. ...ew. Let me be revolted now. Actually, let's pretend I never had this thought alksfjldk.) Scorpius and Lily are cute. Period. So are H/D.
title:
The Christmas Feaststats: Remus/Sirius/Harry, NC-17, art
reaction: It's--absolutely breathtaking. The lines and the layout and the color. And the sex, oh my God. alskjfl threesome. alksfjldk my brain.
title:
Suppliance of a Minutestats: Dumbledore/Grindelwald, NC-17, period piece/smut
summary: Two months of madness starts with a minute.
reaction: The first thing that struck me was the language of the piece; it's suitably historical. It's a little bit jarring at first, but it's so fitting to the fic that you'll get used to it, like it even. It really shapes the mood and tone for this piece--which is more than just smut, really. It's wonderful characterization and storytelling, for all that it's not more than a few minutes out of the characters' lives.
title:
These Nineteen Yearsstats: Harry/Draco, R, drama/angst, art
summary: When desire is bound to sorrow, who is it a man becomes?
reaction: ...this is powerful. There's no other way to describe it. Gorgeous art with coloring that contributes to the overall mood, a beautifully tragic story-- this is a must see. ♥
title:
101 Ways to Heal Your Wizarding Woes (Or, an Unfortunate Incident with a Traffic Cone and a Policeman's Helmet)stats: Harry/Draco, NC-17, humor
summary: Harry is a trainee Auror, and Draco is living at Malfoy Manor, bored and petulant with nothing to do, and no career prospects. Draco’s attempt to heal himself via Muggle psychology - including writing a series of ‘why I hate you’ letters to Harry - backfires when an overanxious house elf delivers the results to Harry. Harry is bemused, Draco is angry and together they have a lot of issues to work out.
reaction: This is very, very funny, incredibly enjoyable to read, and lengthy. I really liked the characterizations in this and the pacing and--well, I admit it's been a few weeks since I've read it, but it left a highly favorable impression on my mind, so I'm reccing it with gusto. Trust me!
title:
Draco Malfoy and the Secret Underground Vampire Bureaucracystats: Harry/Draco, NC-17, humor/plot
summary: In which there is an obsessed Potter, conspiracy theories, bonds, hormones, far too much self-help, and, of course, a secret underground vampire bureaucracy. None of which is as important as the fact that this is not Draco Malfoy’s fault.
reaction: I think I liked this fic even more than the previous. It was just so clever and well-written. I love a good vampire fic! This was yummy and a wonderful way to pass time. The ending is a lovely surprise twist too and very fitting. It also makes me kind of heartmark a little bit just because. So good.
title:
Fade to Silverstats: Harry/Draco, R, drama/plot
summary: Four years ago, Draco Malfoy disappeared from the wizarding world. This is the story of what happened after that.
reaction: I was a little wary of this fic at first because I'm not overly fond of the HP-characters-living-in-the-Muggle-world plot. It tends to take away the best part of the HP world: the magic. I gave this one a chance though and it's--exquisite. Kind of painful because, well, sometimes there's just no way to return home. There are some great Malfoy family dynamics in this fic: I love Narcissa. I tend to, being the biased fangirl I am (Deathly Hallows only helped me along), but this fic was especially good to her, I think. There was a good resolution, too--a sort of happy ending, which is nice to have during the holidays. :)
title:
Riddle me reestats: Harry/Draco, R, mood piece (slightly waffy)
summary: There’s a trail of clues scattered across Wizarding London - Harry’s determined to follow it home.
reaction: Another fic I was kind of "eh" at first about. But the ending was lovely and the fic as a whole was even better upon rereading. The writing is beautiful, with some wonderful, mood-making descriptions. It really works as a whole. It's short but it packs a lot into those few thousand words. Very good.
title:
The Price We Pay for Wingsstats: Harry/Draco, R, drama
summary: Books have the power to shape young lives. At least that is the hope of the anonymous author of a best-selling series about a Muggle boy and his best friend on the eve of a world war. But stories do more than just shape the future: they can redress the wrongs of the past as well. But only as long as it’s not too late...
reaction: This is the most commented on fic in the entire exchange. It got recs and debates in personal journals because of how good it was. My thoughts? Well--crying, yes. It made me cry. I tend to cry a lot, though; I'm easy that way. Is it as epic as it pretends to be? No. There are no real life lessons in this fic. Does that detract from how powerful and poignant it is as a piece of writing? No. It is a truly wonderful piece of fiction, epilogue-compliant, with an almost-flowery descriptive prose that could work no other way. I hurt hardest for Scorpius--I love him so--but it was a beautiful Harry/Draco story too. It's a fic that will leave you hurting a litte, thinking a little, and feeling a lot. But I wouldn't go so far as to say it's the best thing I've ever read, even in the fic exchange.
title:
High Pricedstats: Harry/Draco, NC-17, humor/drama/plot, veela!fic
summary: Dumbledore’s portrait exposes yet another secret complication that will screw up Harry’s life. He’s really getting tired of those.
reaction: I gleed when I saw that it was Veela!fic. I love Veela!fic--as long as it's done well. This? Was definitely done well. And bonus points! Harry is a veela! Harry hates it! It's a fabulous, fabulous read, so much fun, with a totally in-character, bastard Malfoy who is extortionist and Slytherin to the core. I love it.
title:
Kiss A Boy In London Town (And Other Intimate Misadventures of A Society Whore)stats: Harry/Draco, NC-17, romance/plot!
summary: There's only one cardinal sin for a whore.
reaction: Epilogue-compliant. It takes a lot for me to like a whore fic. It takes even more for me to like fic written in the first person. This fic manages to do both and exceptionally well. This. Wow. I'm blown away by this fic--its length, to start with. It is ridiculously long, but every bit of it is pertinent to the fic. It's a wonderful long read and everyone is amazingly in character. No on is cariacterized, stereotyped, cast aside--especially the wives, which is key. I adore Draco's ex-wife, adore Pansy and Narcissa. I adore Harry and Draco's interaction and conflict and relationship. But most of all? I adore Scorpius. I adore Scorpius, who is the most precious four-year-old in existence, and his relationship with his Papa. This story is about Draco as a whore, about his getting together with Harry, but it is so much more. So good.
--and there are more. So many more. But I stopped keeping track b/c of exams (at least that's my excuse). I think this is only through Dec 8 or 9 on
hd_holidays and, well, I know I've missed a lot on
merry_smutmas. I've picked and chosen a few of the ones that have caught my eye and made me take notice, but you all should go and read more! There are some very good pieces out there waiting to be read and appreciated!
NB: I've
written more KangTeuk fic, because I am lame beyond belief. Pointless humor/fluff with a Christmas theme. Also rated hard R/light NC-17.