have you ever...
have you ever...
lost a game so bad that you had to run through an apartment complex naked in late october...5 times?
gotten kicked out of a bar...twice...because you were so drunk that the only words that came out of you mouth when you were talking to a bouncer sounded like "boo moasm foof mosmo med"...and then passed out?
gotten so drunk that you woke up in some random girls apartment with only a sock on?
gotten so drunk that your puke glowed in the dark?
thought you could swim even though you were actually only on a pool table?
talk to a senior citizen about drugs and their effects on teenagers when at the time you were blown out of your mind, drunk, and drinking a martini at a formal dinner for a sorority?
walked your drunk ass down grand river at msu with your 2 drunk friends and been picked up by three random girls and woke up 20 minutes west of lansing after a long night of drinkin, smokin, and fuckin?
fallen out of the top bunk because you were too drunk to realize you were 6 feet in the air and ended up sleep on the floor because you hit your head on the dresser on the way down?
gotten your picture taken with 3 cops at tailgating while smashing a beer can on your head?
ran though a corn field because someone told you thats where the keg was?
had so many drunk adventures that you either forgotten them or just dont have the ability to remember them? of course you have
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lost a game so bad that you had to run through an apartment complex naked in late october...5 times?
gotten kicked out of a bar...twice...because you were so drunk that the only words that came out of you mouth when you were talking to a bouncer sounded like "boo moasm foof mosmo med"...and then passed out?
gotten so drunk that you woke up in some random girls apartment with only a sock on?
gotten so drunk that your puke glowed in the dark?
thought you could swim even though you were actually only on a pool table?
talk to a senior citizen about drugs and their effects on teenagers when at the time you were blown out of your mind, drunk, and drinking a martini at a formal dinner for a sorority?
walked your drunk ass down grand river at msu with your 2 drunk friends and been picked up by three random girls and woke up 20 minutes west of lansing after a long night of drinkin, smokin, and fuckin?
fallen out of the top bunk because you were too drunk to realize you were 6 feet in the air and ended up sleep on the floor because you hit your head on the dresser on the way down?
gotten your picture taken with 3 cops at tailgating while smashing a beer can on your head?
ran though a corn field because someone told you thats where the keg was?
had so many drunk adventures that you either forgotten them or just dont have the ability to remember them? of course you have
CMU - WE'RE A DRINKING SCHOOL WITH A FOOTBALL PROBLEM
APPLY TODAY