tornados make people crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[mehacesonrisa]

so our night consisted of almost dying but surviving (because we're survivoorrrrrrrs!) because we're awesome! i'm gonna be the next brick tamland!

here are some highlights...

me: who lives in Howell?
britt: nobody...
me: no, i'm pretty sure someone does...where does brandon live?
britt: umm...holt!
me: oh!
...5 seconds of silence...
britt: maybe you heard it from an owl...who lives in...howell, he flew over your car and said 'whoooooooo i live howell and i'm an owl...whooooooo!' and flew away!

-britt is gassy beyond words and it REEKS!
-we watched my brother's porn
-she told me when i sing songs it sticks in her head, "like glue sticks to....orange juice!"
-we found some sweet shoes in my basement and i rocked a hot belt!
-britt's lip is showing...and not on her mouth!
-guess who in the basement and me killing her 8 - 3!

britt: can i have a piss of chicken?
me: well, how bout a piece, and yes, you've earned it!

and now we're drinking, you can only imagine!

ps
i like someone...a lot! i wanna be on him...or maybe i have been already?!

pss
we're gonna post pics in a minute!