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1. Your real name: Fiona Margaret Campbell
2. friends call you: leigh calls me finanina n others fee
3 What your girl/boyfriend calls you: N/A lol
4 What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Jebediah
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: neck
b. goose: bumps
c. pirate: yo ho ahoy
d. a hot girl: bitch
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: LA LA LA
8. What would you name your kids?: aww babies...girl- Alyssa boy- Jack
9. What would you name a ship you built?: the easilysinked
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: the original playboy...!! LOL
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: if in front of one person in the street counts then yeah ( sorry mel!!)
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: ermm dunno
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about? yeah but i didnt know..!
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: nopes
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: nopes..
16. Nearly drowned?: YESS n it was scary!!
17. Passed out?: ermm think so...
18. Had a crush on somebody: hell yeah
19. Been stuck in the rain?: obviously its scotland
20. Been attacked by an animal?: if leigh counts then yeah
21. Caught people having sex?: ermm..heard people n its not nice.
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: oh yeah every night!
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: nopes
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: nope damn it
25. Made a wish that came true?: yeah i wished you loved me n you do! LOL
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream... about moving seats in shuggies english class
27. I'm only racist towards... fucking neds
28. I don't even know why I'm? retarded
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... BRAD PITT
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... saying sorry for something you know isnt your fault!
31. If I had six pounds i'd buy... £6 worth of kiwis
32. It's hot. I should take off my... panama hat
33. It's always more fun if you... get drunk
4. You can't eat steak without... opening your mouth
35. You better shut up before I... shut you up!!!
36. I really like you and everything but...i like your mum more
What would you do if...
40. A dirty old woman at the airport slaps your ass?: give her a bit of 'slap n tickle' LOL
41. Somebody was about to steal your car?:. make them buy me one first n then they can steal it
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: say hi n ask if i can join the party! omg im pathetic!
43 You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: DIE
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: say thanx n tell them now they do as well!
45. You have three wishes?: wish for 3 more
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal: neds and/or merapeaks
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: ask her to sing Toxic!! LOL
48. You had a time machine?: go back in time to bout 1999 n kill a certain someone
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted: get paul n robert to do a duet of 'time of my life' from dirty dancing btw!
Would you rather....
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: aids
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: ffflllllyyy
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: future
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: oh let me see...this is a hard one..REALLY SKINNY!!
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: forest
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: drama with brad pitt n lots of sex!
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: hip hop ma homies!
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: feb 29th
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: depends where the sewer was...
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: penitentiary coz they hav orange jackets!
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: snow board
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: ninja coz i cud batter all the neds!!
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
62. Courage: something iv not got! LOL
63. Driver: bus
64. Yoga: pilates
65. Bakery: mel bringing cakes to school back in the old days lol
66. Roach: smoking hash
67. Mushroom: mushies!!
68. Sprung: summer
69. Exotic: films..ooh la la
70. Pythagorean: mahahaaherhaahheirii
Miscellaneous
71. Construct an acronym for these words. (example: G M S = Give Me Steak)...
a. S O L R A K S: stupid old lazy rats are kerazily sexy! wtf?
b. E B A F S: ello barbra and florence shields
c. C H I N A: christ happily is not alive
d. R G P: rediscover great patsy
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: very hot guy
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form.: IRHTGBWIOOLBF
76. Were you too scared to do it?: NOPE
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: not sayin her name (you know mel)
78. Who is the last person you kicked?: erm...probably paul
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: the knight ??!
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: cmel, cleigh, cpaul
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: shaved my monobrow!! LOL
83. "Girls are nothing but drama.": true true
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": hoi!
85. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": wouldnt know the difference
86. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": depends who its from lol
87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": sometimes it seems that way...
88. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.": yeah you go to uni!!
89. "Music is stupid.": so's ur maw
90. "Your car sucks.": not as much as your da sucks the boaby!
2. friends call you: leigh calls me finanina n others fee
3 What your girl/boyfriend calls you: N/A lol
4 What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Jebediah
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: neck
b. goose: bumps
c. pirate: yo ho ahoy
d. a hot girl: bitch
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: LA LA LA
8. What would you name your kids?: aww babies...girl- Alyssa boy- Jack
9. What would you name a ship you built?: the easilysinked
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: the original playboy...!! LOL
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: if in front of one person in the street counts then yeah ( sorry mel!!)
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: ermm dunno
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about? yeah but i didnt know..!
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: nopes
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: nopes..
16. Nearly drowned?: YESS n it was scary!!
17. Passed out?: ermm think so...
18. Had a crush on somebody: hell yeah
19. Been stuck in the rain?: obviously its scotland
20. Been attacked by an animal?: if leigh counts then yeah
21. Caught people having sex?: ermm..heard people n its not nice.
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: oh yeah every night!
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: nopes
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: nope damn it
25. Made a wish that came true?: yeah i wished you loved me n you do! LOL
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream... about moving seats in shuggies english class
27. I'm only racist towards... fucking neds
28. I don't even know why I'm? retarded
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... BRAD PITT
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... saying sorry for something you know isnt your fault!
31. If I had six pounds i'd buy... £6 worth of kiwis
32. It's hot. I should take off my... panama hat
33. It's always more fun if you... get drunk
4. You can't eat steak without... opening your mouth
35. You better shut up before I... shut you up!!!
36. I really like you and everything but...i like your mum more
What would you do if...
40. A dirty old woman at the airport slaps your ass?: give her a bit of 'slap n tickle' LOL
41. Somebody was about to steal your car?:. make them buy me one first n then they can steal it
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: say hi n ask if i can join the party! omg im pathetic!
43 You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: DIE
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: say thanx n tell them now they do as well!
45. You have three wishes?: wish for 3 more
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal: neds and/or merapeaks
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: ask her to sing Toxic!! LOL
48. You had a time machine?: go back in time to bout 1999 n kill a certain someone
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted: get paul n robert to do a duet of 'time of my life' from dirty dancing btw!
Would you rather....
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: aids
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: ffflllllyyy
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: future
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: oh let me see...this is a hard one..REALLY SKINNY!!
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: forest
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: drama with brad pitt n lots of sex!
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: hip hop ma homies!
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: feb 29th
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: depends where the sewer was...
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: penitentiary coz they hav orange jackets!
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: snow board
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: ninja coz i cud batter all the neds!!
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
62. Courage: something iv not got! LOL
63. Driver: bus
64. Yoga: pilates
65. Bakery: mel bringing cakes to school back in the old days lol
66. Roach: smoking hash
67. Mushroom: mushies!!
68. Sprung: summer
69. Exotic: films..ooh la la
70. Pythagorean: mahahaaherhaahheirii
Miscellaneous
71. Construct an acronym for these words. (example: G M S = Give Me Steak)...
a. S O L R A K S: stupid old lazy rats are kerazily sexy! wtf?
b. E B A F S: ello barbra and florence shields
c. C H I N A: christ happily is not alive
d. R G P: rediscover great patsy
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: very hot guy
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form.: IRHTGBWIOOLBF
76. Were you too scared to do it?: NOPE
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: not sayin her name (you know mel)
78. Who is the last person you kicked?: erm...probably paul
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: the knight ??!
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: cmel, cleigh, cpaul
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: shaved my monobrow!! LOL
83. "Girls are nothing but drama.": true true
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": hoi!
85. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": wouldnt know the difference
86. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": depends who its from lol
87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": sometimes it seems that way...
88. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.": yeah you go to uni!!
89. "Music is stupid.": so's ur maw
90. "Your car sucks.": not as much as your da sucks the boaby!