Dear Sallie Mae
I've informed you several times that Craig doesn't live here anymore. I've given you his number. you tell me sorry each time and say you'll stop calling.
You call again.
ASK FOR CRAIG.
It's been nearly THREE MONTHS of this.
I snapped, and told you to stop calling. THIS IS NOT HIS RESIDENCE ANYMORE. Thank you for making me sad and having to go through that whole rush of emotion everytime you jackasses call for him.
I don't need this shit.
You call again.
ASK FOR CRAIG.
It's been nearly THREE MONTHS of this.
I snapped, and told you to stop calling. THIS IS NOT HIS RESIDENCE ANYMORE. Thank you for making me sad and having to go through that whole rush of emotion everytime you jackasses call for him.
I don't need this shit.