And now, for a very important message...or not!
Hey those that read my LJ. *You must not have anything better to do, or I'm on your FLIST. FFFFFFFFFFFLIST* The last post I made? About the Ghostbuster's game. KS has the Xbox version, and we were chatting about how diffrent the other two: PS3 and Wii were apparently going to be in graphics department. Well, I don't really care much for PS3 (I believe it's similar in style to Xbawks) but the Wii? Wow. That's some crazy diffrent graphics! Seriously? It's like the Ghostbuster's cartoon had a threesome with anime and Kingdom Hearts or something!
So let's have a gander, eh? I'll cut this for everyone since it's going to be so graphic heavy!
Well. Let's start off with the most important part of the game: CHARACTER DESIGN! WOO YEAH!
Here's the Xbawk's version of the Team:
Work it Winston and Egon, work it. Ray? Over here, guy. Over here. Yeah. Thanks for ruining that shot.
Ray: I FUCKIN' LOVE MY JOB! YEAH!
Winston: I hope we get eye coverage...this is like staring into the sun.
Hey Egon. How YOU doin'? Yes, your hair IS spectacular. <3
And now? The Wii version:
Egon: So, I'm guessing that since the hypotenous to the *blah blah awesome smart talk*
Girl: Holy SHIT his hair is MAGNIFICENT!
Ray: Guys? When the fuck did I become the King of Queens Guy??!
Venkman: Hey, chick...you think Egon's hair is magnificent? Checkmine out!
Venkman: Seriously guys?! I look like Wolverine. How badass is that?!
Rest: ....
Winston: ...Give it up, Venkman. How much hairgel DO you use?
And we can't forget everyone's favorite character! Who? No! NO! Not them either. God, you guys, I'm talkin' bout Janine!
Xbox:
Wait, who the FU-?!
Janine: Whadduyawant?
No, you are NOT Janine. You get your ass in the bathroom and use this Nice & Easy to make yourself a REDHEAD AGAIN.
Janine: What? The original Janine was a brunette too.
NO! You. FUCK THAT! WE're going to stick with the redhead version! Like the cartoon! DAMNIT!
THAT. THAT is what your haircolor should be! C'mon! Seriously.
EVEN JOW SCHMO AND SLIMER ARE PISSED AT YOU AND YOUR BROWN MOUSY HAIR!! DO YOU SEE THAT! THAT IS DISGUST!
Janine: Whateva.
Wii version:
Ok, this is getting better-
Janine: WATASHIWA GHOSTBUSTAS!
Wut. O__O
Janine: Sorry. I've been takin' Japanese courses.
No. Just. Just. No. And take off the fake lashes and the blue whore shadow. You are so cute! Just...*facepalm* Fuck. I give up.
Janine: Hey, I look bettah than that other wannabe Janine.
True...
Janine: And you should see the Main Character in this version! He looks like a surfer douche!
Yeah...I did see that.
Janine: I do have redhair too.
Alright Fine. FINE. You can stay. But we're redoing your makeup.
That's all for now!
Next post? MONSTERS AND MAIN CHARACTERS...WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY?!