Fat-cow-lady story
This BITCH came in today and was picking out a cake. I went over to help her out . . .
Me: "Hi ma'am is there any thing I can help you with?"
Bitch: "Oh hmm well Im just looking to see if I can find a Cookies N Cream cake thats not so hidious . . ."
Me: . . . "uhh ok". . . wtf you just called my cakes hidious . . . you can shuv it you fat cow!
Oh and then she dropped one of the cakes. It had one of those choco star things on it and it broke you know what the bitch said! Not sorry, not oops! . . . "oh thats ok that cake was ugly any way . . ."
Look you Fuckin bitch im not Martha fuckin Stewart but I made those cakes!
Oh but then then imediately after she left walked in and started ranting and raving about how much they liked this cake I made for them a couple of days ago and then bought two out of the case and prommised they'd be back. So there was a good balance. Also, we sold all but like 5 cakes today so they couldn't have been that bad . . . Oh what a day. . .
Me: "Hi ma'am is there any thing I can help you with?"
Bitch: "Oh hmm well Im just looking to see if I can find a Cookies N Cream cake thats not so hidious . . ."
Me: . . . "uhh ok". . . wtf you just called my cakes hidious . . . you can shuv it you fat cow!
Oh and then she dropped one of the cakes. It had one of those choco star things on it and it broke you know what the bitch said! Not sorry, not oops! . . . "oh thats ok that cake was ugly any way . . ."
Look you Fuckin bitch im not Martha fuckin Stewart but I made those cakes!
Oh but then then imediately after she left walked in and started ranting and raving about how much they liked this cake I made for them a couple of days ago and then bought two out of the case and prommised they'd be back. So there was a good balance. Also, we sold all but like 5 cakes today so they couldn't have been that bad . . . Oh what a day. . .