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Well, yesterday was nice. I hung out with Maddi and her boyfriend, Eric. I had to walk to his house in the scorching heat. So that part was really terrible. Oh god, I was walking along and then this little girl started walking faster to catch up with me to, like, talk to me. She was really weird, but I guess that's cause she is moving here soon and that makes her a weido? So, like, I had to climb up this huge hill and try to look for the "flowery mailbox". I was all, "WTF THEY ARE LIKE 321896458634086 FLOWERY MAILBOXES!!" Yeah, I thought I had gotten lost, so I kept calling Maddi. She had to run out of the house and scream my name for me to realize which house she was talking about. Then I went inside and upstairs to meet Eric while Miss. Madalyn dyed his hair black. Then we all went in Eric's room and talked. It was nice, ya know? But I found out that if my mom ever knows the kind of shit they do, she isn't going to be to fond of me hanging out with them, but whatever right? We're teenagers, we're supposed to do stupid shit. Yeah, so after Maddi made Eric wash the dye out of his hair we went downstairs to watch "Better off Dead", and for those of you that don't know, it's a fairly amusing 80's movie. After that we watched "American Pie 2". Oh god that made me laugh, like, a lot. Maddi had to leave at 6:30, which in turn, meant I had to leave so we went outside to wait for her dad. As we waited we discussed topics such as: the bugs in the flower bed, what bird was making that strange call, who's car was better, and HOW FUCKING HUMID IT WAS OUT. LOL, then Maddi and I went home in "her car". Basically when I got home I went to sleep, because there was nothing else to do with all the power out. Yeah, I slept from 7:45 last night until around 10:00 this morning, I was very proud of myself. But, of course, that wasn't without the help of sleeping pills, because I am a teenage insomniac. Oh Em GeezZzZz, I got up right away and took a shower and got dressed!!! I was like totally up before my brother and totally ready before all my friends, it was SA-WHEAT!! Then Abby and I pretty much decided to hangout. She came over and we hung around and talked and watched the fucking hilarious shows on MTV and then we walked to The Market. LOL there we bought the "big" container of mint chocolate chip icecream because Abby is such a diva and didn't want anything else. So we got icecream and Dr. Pepper and went to sit on the dam and eat it, so that was nice. From there I went to voice lessons, where I saw Katie without her wig on, which was a new experiance. Ha, then during my lesson Emo Larry Roth himself came in and bitched at his mom, because the front door was locked. LOL, it made me smile so hard, what a whiny little emo kid. LOL, yeah. THE END.
Oh yeah, Abby is like totally jealous of me making new friends. She said she wants to kill Maddi. LOL, I love her so much. I love it when my friends think about me or miss me or get jealous that I have other friends. But I promised that Abby can be friends with Maddi too, so there shouldn't be any funerals anytime soon. &love;