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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In March I donated bone marrow to liltrumpeter in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In May I gave km7289 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for ibatemydog (10 points). In October I gave glowfox a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (255 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
megsamigas
K so i know christmas was awhile ago but this is really funny. i like how giving my boyfriend porn gets me on the nice list (james- it's not going to happen. sorry.). And katie, i would save your life any day. Oh and shannon, i'm really sorry about that dutch oven...i don't even know what that is.
this was so productive, way better than doing my spanish essay.