one day...
one day in high school i was eating in the cafeteria. i was eating tater tots and ranch dressing and drinking soda. well, i picked that soda up by the top, which proved a devastating move. the top popped off and the cup fell and spilled directly into the ranch, which then all directly spilled into my lap. so there i was with ranch and soda all over my pants, and i had to walk all the way to the parking lot (on the complete other side of the school of course) to get to my car. thankfully i had a coat with me that day and was able to avoid some of the stares. and kids, thats why i always advise you to take the coat of life with you wherever you go.
matt
matt