i can't fucking sleep [locked to henry]
you know what that means: horrible memes.
1. Do you like it rough or sensual?
Depends on my mood, honestly, but I generally won't object to either.
2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment?
Same, exclusively.
3. How often do you like to have sex?
Often.
4. Is sex a top priority for you?
'Top', I don't know about, but it's certainly a priority in context of what it is.
5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
Sure.
6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?
I don't make a habit of that sort of thing anymore.
7. How do you feel about one night stands?
Overwith.
8. How many one night stands have you had?
Enough that I'm not impressed with the novelty of it anymore.
9. What's your favorite position?
Choosing seems so very limiting.
10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
I'm so boring: A bed.
11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
If you can't figure out how to do both at the same time I feel sorry for you.
12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
No.
13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
I've never actually done up the average mathematically but I'd say probably not all that long.
14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care?
Even draw. Sometimes.
15. Do you like kissing during sex?
Yes.
16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
Uh, I had somebody in a hotel complain once. From down the hall.
17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
As long as they're enjoying it, whatever.
18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)?
Yeah.
19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Sixteen.
20. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
One.
21. What does your favorite foreplay include?
Biting.
22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
If requested.
23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
What the fuck kind of grammar is 'randoms'? But I have a committed partner and I prefer him to anything.
24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
Hah.
25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
The fact that I had to stop and think about this means I should probably be ashamed. (I'm so not, though.)
26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
I have him.
27. Have you ever done porn?
No.
28. Have you ever have sex for money?
No.
29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
No.
30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating?
I have no idea.
31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
Fucking.
32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
'At first'?
33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
Whatever works.
34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?
'Worry', no, but I'd like to think of myself as appropriately considerate.
35. Could you live without sex?
Yes. But why?
36. How often do you find sex boring?
I haven't in a long time. If it's bad I'll pull the plug, I don't do favors.
37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
Does sex need to be typical?
38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
Yes.
39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
Who the fuck would say no? Yes.
40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
No.
41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
Yes, not in this life, no.
42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
Hahahaha what the fuck.
43. Have you ever been caught in the act?
Yes.
44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
Yes.
45. Have you ever had sex while at school?
Yes.
46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
Cheating. Questionable consent. Women.
47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
Yes.
48. Would you ever have sex in public?
No.
49. What's your biggest turn on?
Aggression.
50. Do you spit or swallow?
Whichever I feel like.
51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
Like a record, uh, in the days of teenage idiocy, three or four.
52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
No.
53. Have you have ever had sex in front of your best friend?
Maybe if there was a mirror?
54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
No?
55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
Yes.
56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
Is outdoors weird? How about a deposed dictator's bed?
57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
I don't recall.
58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
Above and beyond, actually.
59. Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?
If I'm alive.
60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?
Probably some exhausted drunk thing, I don't know. I don't have any deeply mortifying memories concerning sex.
61. How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?
Before you're ready.
62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed?
Naked.
63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
Yes.
64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
Ahahaha...
65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
No. There's no room.
66. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
I did, yes.
67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
I'd... be truly amazed.
68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
Yes.
69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
Older, apparently.
70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)?
This is retarded.
71. Have you ever done S&M sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
Just - for the record - apparatus doesn't designate that. But yes.
72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
No.
73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
Henry.
74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
I already am.
1. Do you like it rough or sensual?
Depends on my mood, honestly, but I generally won't object to either.
2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment?
Same, exclusively.
3. How often do you like to have sex?
Often.
4. Is sex a top priority for you?
'Top', I don't know about, but it's certainly a priority in context of what it is.
5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
Sure.
6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?
I don't make a habit of that sort of thing anymore.
7. How do you feel about one night stands?
Overwith.
8. How many one night stands have you had?
Enough that I'm not impressed with the novelty of it anymore.
9. What's your favorite position?
Choosing seems so very limiting.
10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
I'm so boring: A bed.
11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
If you can't figure out how to do both at the same time I feel sorry for you.
12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
No.
13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
I've never actually done up the average mathematically but I'd say probably not all that long.
14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care?
Even draw. Sometimes.
15. Do you like kissing during sex?
Yes.
16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
Uh, I had somebody in a hotel complain once. From down the hall.
17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
As long as they're enjoying it, whatever.
18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)?
Yeah.
19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Sixteen.
20. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
One.
21. What does your favorite foreplay include?
Biting.
22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
If requested.
23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
What the fuck kind of grammar is 'randoms'? But I have a committed partner and I prefer him to anything.
24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
Hah.
25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
The fact that I had to stop and think about this means I should probably be ashamed. (I'm so not, though.)
26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
I have him.
27. Have you ever done porn?
No.
28. Have you ever have sex for money?
No.
29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
No.
30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating?
I have no idea.
31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
Fucking.
32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
'At first'?
33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
Whatever works.
34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?
'Worry', no, but I'd like to think of myself as appropriately considerate.
35. Could you live without sex?
Yes. But why?
36. How often do you find sex boring?
I haven't in a long time. If it's bad I'll pull the plug, I don't do favors.
37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
Does sex need to be typical?
38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
Yes.
39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
Who the fuck would say no? Yes.
40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
No.
41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
Yes, not in this life, no.
42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
Hahahaha what the fuck.
43. Have you ever been caught in the act?
Yes.
44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
Yes.
45. Have you ever had sex while at school?
Yes.
46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
Cheating. Questionable consent. Women.
47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
Yes.
48. Would you ever have sex in public?
No.
49. What's your biggest turn on?
Aggression.
50. Do you spit or swallow?
Whichever I feel like.
51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
Like a record, uh, in the days of teenage idiocy, three or four.
52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
No.
53. Have you have ever had sex in front of your best friend?
Maybe if there was a mirror?
54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
No?
55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
Yes.
56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
Is outdoors weird? How about a deposed dictator's bed?
57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
I don't recall.
58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
Above and beyond, actually.
59. Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?
If I'm alive.
60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?
Probably some exhausted drunk thing, I don't know. I don't have any deeply mortifying memories concerning sex.
61. How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?
Before you're ready.
62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed?
Naked.
63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
Yes.
64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
Ahahaha...
65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
No. There's no room.
66. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
I did, yes.
67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
I'd... be truly amazed.
68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
Yes.
69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
Older, apparently.
70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)?
This is retarded.
71. Have you ever done S&M sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
Just - for the record - apparatus doesn't designate that. But yes.
72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
No.
73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
Henry.
74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
I already am.