Lame Female Survey
Because I do, in fact, prefer not to bludgeon you to death with my personal issues.
Do you sleep in your bra?
Only when I accidentally fall asleep in my clothing.
Do you enjoy drama?
Not particularly. I do like theatre, however.
Are you a girly girl?
I do not really think so. I like dressing up quite a bit and am very stereotypically girly in a lot of things (e.g. I love sappy romances). But, at the same time, I think I'm more guy-ish than a lot of girls in my sense of humor and attitude towards threatening things... if that makes any sense.
Small or big purses?
Big purses, always. I need to carry my books and kitchen sink, don'tcha know?
Do you think you’re paranoid?
Sometimes, when I get worried about what people are thinking.
Did you dress up on Halloween?
I do not celebrate Halloween.
Are you double-jointed?
Nope, thank the Lord! I would freak myself out.
Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
You know, as much as I sleep, I should have an excellent answer to this question. I just cannot remember! The only experience that comes to mind was my night on an airport cot. I thought it very artistic, for some reason. My imagination... *gestures in air*
Last person you hung out with?
Night of Mayhem, foo'!
Do you call anybody by their last name?
Multiple people, actually. Wooster, Shoup, Paulson... there are many more, I am sure, but my memory is obviously bad this afternoon.
How many guys will read this just because it says "Female Survey"?
Probably not too many.
Do you wear makeup?
Sometimes.
Ever cried at a movie theater?
Of course! I have also begun to laugh hysterically at myself for crying so much in public. Those times are the best; the protagonist is dying and some lunatic is laughing her head off.
Can you put on mascara without opening your mouth?
Yes.
Do you think Ryan Sheckler is cute?
Meh?
THIS OR THAT:
Eyeliner or Mascara?
Mascara.
Louis Vuitton or Dooney?
I only know of one of those brands. And, I dislike it. I would rather buy books with that money.
American Eagle or Hollister?
Neither! I am not-so-much into the preppy look.
Heels or flats?
Flats.
Skirts or Jeans?
Skirts, as of late.
Socks or leggings?
Leggings are cooler.
Hoodies or jackets?
Hoodies.
Straight or curly hair?
Straight, probably. But, I think that curly hair is gorgeous.
Hoop or dangling earrings?
Dangling.
Do you prefer light or dark-haired guys?
Okay, for all of these preference questions, I do not have a real answer. Looks do not matter so much to me. But, I shall answer them, okies? Okies. In this case, I would say dark-haired guys. Like Edward.
Are you currently frustrated with a guy?
I am currently frustrated with myself.
Do you have a best friend?
Yes.
Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Not seriously.
Do you like your life?
I am overall quite happy. It is not the life I want, though. I must keep in mind that many have it a lot worse.
Do you like anyone right now?
Brenden.
Ever walked into the guy's bathroom?
Yes.
Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Possibly.
Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
No, I do not think so. I am not assertive enough to do anything close to that.
Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Indeed.
Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Unfortunately.
Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
No, I have never ever felt good about anything ever. Psh.
Do you ever wish you were famous?
It would be nice to be widely respected. For instance, it would be great to be a best-selling novelist who stays true to her vision.
IN A BOY:
Cowboy or Gangster
Like... an original gangster, perhaps. Not someone with insanely over-sized clothing.
Preppy or Punk/Goth?
Punk/Goth. Not the fake kind, though.
Contacts or Glasses?
Glasses.
Funny or Serious?
Funny... and serious.
Cute or hot?
Hot.
Long Hair or Short Hair?
Short hair, generally. But, if you can pull off long hair, please do so.
Good Dancer or Good Singer?
Good dancer. Both abilities are really attractive to me, though.
Basketball or football player?
Basketball player, I guess. I do not necessarily care for guys who are really into sports.
Smoker or non-smoker ?
Non-smoker. Smoking, while his prerogative, is stupid and makes his breath smell bad.
Do you sleep in your bra?
Only when I accidentally fall asleep in my clothing.
Do you enjoy drama?
Not particularly. I do like theatre, however.
Are you a girly girl?
I do not really think so. I like dressing up quite a bit and am very stereotypically girly in a lot of things (e.g. I love sappy romances). But, at the same time, I think I'm more guy-ish than a lot of girls in my sense of humor and attitude towards threatening things... if that makes any sense.
Small or big purses?
Big purses, always. I need to carry my books and kitchen sink, don'tcha know?
Do you think you’re paranoid?
Sometimes, when I get worried about what people are thinking.
Did you dress up on Halloween?
I do not celebrate Halloween.
Are you double-jointed?
Nope, thank the Lord! I would freak myself out.
Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
You know, as much as I sleep, I should have an excellent answer to this question. I just cannot remember! The only experience that comes to mind was my night on an airport cot. I thought it very artistic, for some reason. My imagination... *gestures in air*
Last person you hung out with?
Night of Mayhem, foo'!
Do you call anybody by their last name?
Multiple people, actually. Wooster, Shoup, Paulson... there are many more, I am sure, but my memory is obviously bad this afternoon.
How many guys will read this just because it says "Female Survey"?
Probably not too many.
Do you wear makeup?
Sometimes.
Ever cried at a movie theater?
Of course! I have also begun to laugh hysterically at myself for crying so much in public. Those times are the best; the protagonist is dying and some lunatic is laughing her head off.
Can you put on mascara without opening your mouth?
Yes.
Do you think Ryan Sheckler is cute?
Meh?
THIS OR THAT:
Eyeliner or Mascara?
Mascara.
Louis Vuitton or Dooney?
I only know of one of those brands. And, I dislike it. I would rather buy books with that money.
American Eagle or Hollister?
Neither! I am not-so-much into the preppy look.
Heels or flats?
Flats.
Skirts or Jeans?
Skirts, as of late.
Socks or leggings?
Leggings are cooler.
Hoodies or jackets?
Hoodies.
Straight or curly hair?
Straight, probably. But, I think that curly hair is gorgeous.
Hoop or dangling earrings?
Dangling.
Do you prefer light or dark-haired guys?
Okay, for all of these preference questions, I do not have a real answer. Looks do not matter so much to me. But, I shall answer them, okies? Okies. In this case, I would say dark-haired guys. Like Edward.
Are you currently frustrated with a guy?
I am currently frustrated with myself.
Do you have a best friend?
Yes.
Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Not seriously.
Do you like your life?
I am overall quite happy. It is not the life I want, though. I must keep in mind that many have it a lot worse.
Do you like anyone right now?
Brenden.
Ever walked into the guy's bathroom?
Yes.
Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Possibly.
Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
No, I do not think so. I am not assertive enough to do anything close to that.
Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Indeed.
Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Unfortunately.
Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
No, I have never ever felt good about anything ever. Psh.
Do you ever wish you were famous?
It would be nice to be widely respected. For instance, it would be great to be a best-selling novelist who stays true to her vision.
IN A BOY:
Cowboy or Gangster
Like... an original gangster, perhaps. Not someone with insanely over-sized clothing.
Preppy or Punk/Goth?
Punk/Goth. Not the fake kind, though.
Contacts or Glasses?
Glasses.
Funny or Serious?
Funny... and serious.
Cute or hot?
Hot.
Long Hair or Short Hair?
Short hair, generally. But, if you can pull off long hair, please do so.
Good Dancer or Good Singer?
Good dancer. Both abilities are really attractive to me, though.
Basketball or football player?
Basketball player, I guess. I do not necessarily care for guys who are really into sports.
Smoker or non-smoker ?
Non-smoker. Smoking, while his prerogative, is stupid and makes his breath smell bad.