porn and tulips
I'm really trying to begin using this thing again. here goes:
So I bought porn today. It was interesting. I wasn't quite sure what exactly I was doing, but a friend from work wanted to get some gag gifts so I figured I'd get some for Cameron for his birthday in a few weeks. So yeah, we walk in and all of a sudden, there I am, looking through the racks and racks of dvd's with labels organizing them into certain categories: hardcore, non-stop sex, male facinations, girl-on-girl, barely legal, fetish, bondage, etc.... What in the hell do I do now? So I walked around, cautiously avoiding (even walking around the other way TO avoid) the college-age guy on his cell phone and the creepy old guy flipping through the stacks like it was the last time he'd get to buy porn in his life. So after about 15 minutes, in an effort to not further embarass myself because CLEARLY i didn't know what I was doing (and I didnt think olivia wanted to help me pick any out...ew?) I picked up some random one that was on sale for $9.99. Now, I know porn is supposed to be expensive (or so I hear).. so hopefully this one will be sufficient. It was on sale, afterall. AND (again, not the way i think you are supposed to judge porn...) the girls on the cover were really pretty. not disgusting like a lot of them. So! that is how I decided on what kind of porn to buy. if the girls were pretty. I will not be watching it though, so I'll have to find out later if its any "good" or not.
After that I got lost trying to find a costco, got gas ($3.13?!?!?! WTF?!), went to the GYN and had my blood drawn. that sucked. but they want to make sure i am not prego since I am getting the IUD tomorrow morning. Next was the grocery store (where i got the tulips), and trader joe's for sorbet for when i am in pain tomorrow, at least i will have some sorbet. yesssss.
Now i am drinking a special K protein water because i am hungry but we have to go to a concert in tempe in a few hours.
nothing else to report at the moment.
So I bought porn today. It was interesting. I wasn't quite sure what exactly I was doing, but a friend from work wanted to get some gag gifts so I figured I'd get some for Cameron for his birthday in a few weeks. So yeah, we walk in and all of a sudden, there I am, looking through the racks and racks of dvd's with labels organizing them into certain categories: hardcore, non-stop sex, male facinations, girl-on-girl, barely legal, fetish, bondage, etc.... What in the hell do I do now? So I walked around, cautiously avoiding (even walking around the other way TO avoid) the college-age guy on his cell phone and the creepy old guy flipping through the stacks like it was the last time he'd get to buy porn in his life. So after about 15 minutes, in an effort to not further embarass myself because CLEARLY i didn't know what I was doing (and I didnt think olivia wanted to help me pick any out...ew?) I picked up some random one that was on sale for $9.99. Now, I know porn is supposed to be expensive (or so I hear).. so hopefully this one will be sufficient. It was on sale, afterall. AND (again, not the way i think you are supposed to judge porn...) the girls on the cover were really pretty. not disgusting like a lot of them. So! that is how I decided on what kind of porn to buy. if the girls were pretty. I will not be watching it though, so I'll have to find out later if its any "good" or not.
After that I got lost trying to find a costco, got gas ($3.13?!?!?! WTF?!), went to the GYN and had my blood drawn. that sucked. but they want to make sure i am not prego since I am getting the IUD tomorrow morning. Next was the grocery store (where i got the tulips), and trader joe's for sorbet for when i am in pain tomorrow, at least i will have some sorbet. yesssss.
Now i am drinking a special K protein water because i am hungry but we have to go to a concert in tempe in a few hours.
nothing else to report at the moment.