why i love lena:
so i call lena and i say to her:
"so i've got a theory. want to hear it? okay here goes:
1. North korea launches missle
2. US retaliates
3. WW3 and/or some other horrid war starts up
4. cameron and matt get drafted
5. dubya declares a "state of emergency" and re-elects himself for a third term
6. the apocolypse."
she laughs, we make small talk, we hang up.
20 minutes later, a call from lena:
"matt and cameron can't be drafted, you're not allowed to be openly homosexual in the military"
"so i've got a theory. want to hear it? okay here goes:
1. North korea launches missle
2. US retaliates
3. WW3 and/or some other horrid war starts up
4. cameron and matt get drafted
5. dubya declares a "state of emergency" and re-elects himself for a third term
6. the apocolypse."
she laughs, we make small talk, we hang up.
20 minutes later, a call from lena:
"matt and cameron can't be drafted, you're not allowed to be openly homosexual in the military"