Jun 19, 2005 19:42
I felt rather ambitious today. You see, my friend page on my "dustyglitter" eljay was acting strange. I would click on my friend page link, and it would take me to a friend's entry from June 6th that started with "It's so weird. I know I should hate you more than anything, but...". After a week of fighting this battle of me vs. effing livejournal.com, I decided I couldn't handle looking at that same entry that was written so long ago- so now I'm writing from Megitch, because, here, all is well on my friend page! woo!
It took my mother nearly 18 1/2 years to sit me down and give me an actual sex talk.
Me: "So does this mean that if I do decide I want to, you're going to pay for it all?"
Mom: "NO!!! I mean, uh... well..."
Me: "I'm kidding. Mom, I appreciate your concern, but there is really nothing to worry about."
Mom: "Well, I would be a bad parent for not talking to you about this."
Me: "I guess you're right. But seriously, tell Dad to stop assuming that I'm putting out. It's really none of ya'll's business... I'm not sexually active, but it's really none of ya'll's business. If I need you, I'll tell you."
Mom: "Fair Enough."
I then went home and died.
Speaking of such things as sex, I just love Target.
I'm going to start posting things I learn.
Today I learned...
1.) How to do laundry (WHAT! My mom likes doing it!)
2.) How to cook
3.) How to become my own master on myspace
Okay, so, there isn't a whole lot of time left to be close friend's with my close friends. Here is my plan for the rest of the summer. I will work at El Arroyo on 5th (come visit me!) about 25-30 hours a week. I will go to Schlitterbaun with the BA girls, I will go camping with GraceAnnahHeatherHillaryRachaelCarmenMegan at Krause and Paleface, I will have really interesting and exciting dates with Dan (where I plan on throwing stones against posts, watching stars, being burried in gravel, naming Racoons and frogs names such as "Marcus" and "Pedro", and loving every minute), I will lose 10 pounds, I will redecorate my room and pack for PA, I will load my ipod to it's maximum potential, I will (somehow!) spend time with Jill Lancaster, Stacey Mead, and Holly Harkrider, I will play with Melissa at her lakehouse before she goes to N-town, I will see Alerix perform, I will (try) to make peace with Ms. Hamrick, I will distance myself from Bowie and everything that goes with it (ie: Mr. Bazan), I will blow off fireworks on the 4th of July, and I will eat as much Mexican food as I can handle (because it will be scarse in the fall). That's my plan! I'm off to conquer something.