Open for interpretation.

[megiddo]

Back-to-back nights of very odd dreaming. This one had me on a high school basketball team in Washington [the state]. How do I know this? Because, we went to Canada to play an "international" game, and a map was used to demonstrate how we would go about getting there. I was actually a pretty good player. I was all about crossing people up and raining threes down upon them. At one point, I may have said "mouth" to someone trying to defend me. It was classic. The second part of my dream had to deal with this girl I met in a diner. Now, when I met her, I was only wearing a shirt and socks, and apparently my dream decided it wasn't important for me to know why. She was cute. She made a few jokes about my situation, though not about the penis-- can't joke about something quite so epic. Har har. Anyway. I somehow found clothes and we smoked a joint in the bathroom of the diner. Then, she was taken away and I started looking for her. I was watching TV in some motel I was using as the base of my find-the-girl operation when a movie came on starring her and I; it was a replay of everything that happened at the diner, but it showed me how she "disappeared". It seems as though some guy with bad teeth and ugly glasses put her in his truck, license plate # 6H8-7GS.

Then, I woke up. I didn't find the dream girl, but I did beat the Canadians at basketball.

Yeah, I don't get it either.