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May 08, 2005 18:13

once upon a time there was a man named bob, bob was silly, he was a silly silly silly stupid stupid son of a stupid silly stupid pants. his name wasn't really bob but it is too long for me to remember, it went something like raradickidickhehehowho. this story isn't really about him but I thought I'd make him a name, now I'm not mad at him, I'm mad at his sex, the uberslutman.

anyway I'm not mad at anyone, really.

once upon a time there was this monkey and he pointed at people, he was an angry monkey, and the sad thing is he wasn't always an angry monkey. you see one day he came home from work and caught his wife cheating on him, so now he is an angry monkey who points.

the point is don't come home early everyone cheats on everyone eles, unless your not going out with that person then its not really cheating on them its called stalking. now people who stalk have a pretty cool name. say your at this party and your a bad guy, lets say its a bad guy party, now your the guy who shoots people and you have a stupid name like guy who shoots people from clock tower because your crazy and make up stuff in your head, and on the other side of the party you have the stalker....awesome name no? now the stalker most likey wouldn't be in the party, he would be invited but he wouldn't actually go in becuase that would be un-stalker like, he would be found in the bushes or something, most likely stalking someone or something. my guess is he's stalking the guy who shoots people.

who would you be if you were at a bad guy party?

now I'm not saying you have to be a guy to be at this bad guy party but it might help since it is called the bad guy party. now I'm not going to go and call it the bad person party because that sounds to close to bad touch and I don't want to go there.

I don't want to hear it.

now there was this time where these people where at a lake and they were deciding if they really wanted to go in the lake or if they wanted to go in the store that was across the lake that was indeed called the lake. no one knows to this day what those people were really trying to do or if there were people at all, but now there is a satue of these unnamed people in the middle of the lake looking all question-like.

so I've decided that I still do not want to hear it.

what if all the lasers in the world went crazy..or came alive, in a way aren't they alive as it is? are you alive? am I? what does it mean to be alive? now I don't want the answer: to be not dead, because that is a stupid answer and I don't want to hear it. the answer I am looking for is the best answer in the whole wide world, and if I knew it I wouldn't be asking.

I have forgotten what I was talking about and am too involved in what I am writing to look up and see.

also, I really don't want to hear it.

ten days later sally got off the swing and went to the dance, the sad thing was the dance was over and billy had died.

in the end don't be a sally.

there were these friends and they were going to go on this amazing trip, it was going to be the best trip anyone had ever gone on in there life so amazing that none of them could sleep the night before. then they all blew up.

don't die, stay alive.

why don't we have more slogans in the wolrd. you remember the really cathcy slogans that stay with you until you die and they write the damn slogan on your grave. yeah why don't we have a lot of them. or jingles I miss them they were my friend and my family.

can you make your friends your family with out marry them? do you want to?

no, in fact I am not asking you to marry me, for I am married quite a few times, I do not wear all of my rings however because that would give away how manny people I am in fact married to.

don't ask for I will not tell.

I do not withold a lot of information, not a lot of information that you need to know for it isn't really information if it doesn't really mean anything.

what has our world come to?

are you really that messed up because of the family that you come from or do you chose how messed up you will be because of how you react to things?

don't react just act.

I'm not telling you all to go and become actors because there isn't a market for actors if you a real person you can get on tv nowadays, your not really yourself if your on tv, if your not really yourself on tv, are you really yourself anywhere?

who are you?

who are you and what do you want with me? what does any body what with any one else why can't we just leave each other alone, I do not want to be alone and I am not, this is something that I have done for myself, I am surrounded by people 24/7. did I say anything about them being real?

don't ask me questions I will not answer.

have you ever driven down a road and said damn why am I donig this? well nat did one day, he was driving down or up or around one day and blew up, I felt bad for the people inside, they were really looking forward to that trip.

again, I don't want to hear it.

I've had enough of you, there is only so much time left to be a child, or do you ever really have to stop being a child? can I really go through mid life right now? what if you knew you were going to die in another 18 years? then could you go through a mid life panic crazy? if so that is what is going on. I think everyone things they die in there 30s doesn't a little bit of us die each day?

text based heavely on death is text we should worry about.

if the world is a square and the moon is a ball, and you are the sun, who am I? if everything is really as it is said to be why the hell are we all here? whats the point?

I don't get the point of goodbye, no one really goes anywhere.
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