Film Quote Quiz - The Sequel
Ages ago I posted a quotes quiz and never followed up on it. In lieu of actual content that would require typing painful to my RSI I will separate the wheat from the chaff here and maybe give a hint or two.
2. If you fit into my pants I will kill myself
- I like Mass better in Latin. It's nicer when you don't know what they're saying.
- Well, next time you talk to yourself, tell yourself you're single and end the conversation.
4. I never dreamed that any mere physical experience could be so stimulating!
- Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.
- Well I ain't sorry for you no more, ya crazy, psalm-singing, skinny old maid!
7. Um, this is Zeus. I'm not home right now, but you can leave a message and I'll get back to you. Please start speaking at the tone.
- Of all human weaknesses, obsession is the most dangerous, and the silliest!
- Adopt, what. I don't want to adopt. Not with my genes. I have award winning genes.
15. Wish the hell I was your dad. You wouldn't be goin' around talkin' about takin' these stupid shop courses if I was. It's like God gave you something man, all those stories you can make up. And He said, "this is what we got for ya kid, try not to lose it." Kids lose everything unless there's someone there to look out for them. And if your parents are too fucked up to do it, the maybe I should!
- Alright, alright, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog, what's Goofy?
- She's a Catholic, Man. There'll all like that. If you wanna get laid, you gotta get yourself a Protestant.
1. Hard to get the films these days. It's all video video Strictly Ballroom - Guessed by semper_officios
3. I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou. Fargo - Guessed by semper_officios
5. What could be worse than Mr. Zero knowing? When Harry Met Sally - Guessed by semper_officios
6. He's the sort who can't know anyone intimately, least of all a woman. He doesn't know what a woman is. He wants you for a possession, something to look at, like a painting or an ivory box. Something to own and to display. He doesn't want you to be real, and to think and to live. He doesn't love you. But I love you. I want you to have your own thoughts and ideas and feelings, even when I hold you in my arms. A Room with a View - Guessed by autocrat
8. Listen to me, you little grunge faggot. I survived my family, my schoolyard, every Republican, every other Democrat, Anita Bryant, the Pope, the fucking Christian Coalition, not to mention a real son of a bitch of a virus, in case you haven't noticed. In all that time since Paul Lynde and Truman Capote were the only fairies in America, I've been busting my ass so that you'd be able to do what you wanted with yours! So I don't just want your obedience right now - which I do want and plenty of it - but I want your fucking gratitude, right fucking now, or you're going to be looking down a long road at your nipple in the dirt! The Opposite of Sex - Guessed by rockpaperaxe
9. No, you wait a minute. You want to kill the good guy but not be the bad guy. Doesn't work like that. You have to wait until the bad guy kills the good guy, then when you kill the bad guy, you're the good guy.Grosse Point Blank - Guessed by beachpsalms
10. SMELL BAD! Labyrinth - Guessed by melodyrider
11. I think I've been rendered unconscious. Anne of Green Gables - Guessed by kwokj
12. Why didn't I think of that? Oh, because it's suicide. A bug's Life - Guessed by semper_officios
13. What do I need manners for? I already got me a wife. Seven Brides for Seven Brothers - Guessed by pinkymonster
14. If it gets around in Chicago that I went to a prayer meeting, no decent person will talk to me! Guys and Dolls - Guessed by psysquid
2. If you fit into my pants I will kill myself
- I like Mass better in Latin. It's nicer when you don't know what they're saying.
- Well, next time you talk to yourself, tell yourself you're single and end the conversation.
4. I never dreamed that any mere physical experience could be so stimulating!
- Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.
- Well I ain't sorry for you no more, ya crazy, psalm-singing, skinny old maid!
7. Um, this is Zeus. I'm not home right now, but you can leave a message and I'll get back to you. Please start speaking at the tone.
- Of all human weaknesses, obsession is the most dangerous, and the silliest!
- Adopt, what. I don't want to adopt. Not with my genes. I have award winning genes.
15. Wish the hell I was your dad. You wouldn't be goin' around talkin' about takin' these stupid shop courses if I was. It's like God gave you something man, all those stories you can make up. And He said, "this is what we got for ya kid, try not to lose it." Kids lose everything unless there's someone there to look out for them. And if your parents are too fucked up to do it, the maybe I should!
- Alright, alright, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog, what's Goofy?
- She's a Catholic, Man. There'll all like that. If you wanna get laid, you gotta get yourself a Protestant.
1. Hard to get the films these days. It's all video video Strictly Ballroom - Guessed by semper_officios
3. I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou. Fargo - Guessed by semper_officios
5. What could be worse than Mr. Zero knowing? When Harry Met Sally - Guessed by semper_officios
6. He's the sort who can't know anyone intimately, least of all a woman. He doesn't know what a woman is. He wants you for a possession, something to look at, like a painting or an ivory box. Something to own and to display. He doesn't want you to be real, and to think and to live. He doesn't love you. But I love you. I want you to have your own thoughts and ideas and feelings, even when I hold you in my arms. A Room with a View - Guessed by autocrat
8. Listen to me, you little grunge faggot. I survived my family, my schoolyard, every Republican, every other Democrat, Anita Bryant, the Pope, the fucking Christian Coalition, not to mention a real son of a bitch of a virus, in case you haven't noticed. In all that time since Paul Lynde and Truman Capote were the only fairies in America, I've been busting my ass so that you'd be able to do what you wanted with yours! So I don't just want your obedience right now - which I do want and plenty of it - but I want your fucking gratitude, right fucking now, or you're going to be looking down a long road at your nipple in the dirt! The Opposite of Sex - Guessed by rockpaperaxe
9. No, you wait a minute. You want to kill the good guy but not be the bad guy. Doesn't work like that. You have to wait until the bad guy kills the good guy, then when you kill the bad guy, you're the good guy.Grosse Point Blank - Guessed by beachpsalms
10. SMELL BAD! Labyrinth - Guessed by melodyrider
11. I think I've been rendered unconscious. Anne of Green Gables - Guessed by kwokj
12. Why didn't I think of that? Oh, because it's suicide. A bug's Life - Guessed by semper_officios
13. What do I need manners for? I already got me a wife. Seven Brides for Seven Brothers - Guessed by pinkymonster
14. If it gets around in Chicago that I went to a prayer meeting, no decent person will talk to me! Guys and Dolls - Guessed by psysquid