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I babysat today for a 3 year old and a 2, almost 3, month old. I smell like a baby from holding the baby.
I don't care who you are, if you have female parts, anytime you are around a baby for more than 2 hours but less than 24 hours your uterus starts talking to you and convincing you that hey, squeezing something the size of a watermelon out of something the size of a dime isn't so bad after all. In fact, it's a great idea, it's MIRACULOUS even.
Then you give the baby up and come home and smoke pot and think "thank god i have no children."
the end.
PS I'll try to update more now that the craziness of my life is winding down. Sort of.
I don't care who you are, if you have female parts, anytime you are around a baby for more than 2 hours but less than 24 hours your uterus starts talking to you and convincing you that hey, squeezing something the size of a watermelon out of something the size of a dime isn't so bad after all. In fact, it's a great idea, it's MIRACULOUS even.
Then you give the baby up and come home and smoke pot and think "thank god i have no children."
the end.
PS I'll try to update more now that the craziness of my life is winding down. Sort of.