>_> ... I'm looking at you jackie.
Quick side note: I do not spend your money, Benny.
So Jackie and Benny have finally found a place that pleases them both. Ben will have hot babes and Jackie his night clubs.
BTW, I hate blonds. Sorry Benny, our taste in women is different. You can keep your bottle blonds with that same hairstyle they all wear. The upside is that they are good looking women who seem to take care of themselves. Oh, and yes, watch out for the married ones. XD I always liked my white women with contrasting hair color and a pear or hourglass shape. I'm more of a body person I guess. Plus, I like those who break the mold a tad. I'm slightly eccentric, sue me.
Some how...some way... the topic of my singleness has come up. JACKIE WHAT IS KELLY PLOTTING!!??!? I KNOW IT'S HER! But seriously. I follow the rule of even numbers when it comes to dating. Mostly circling around the number four and eight. I told my best friend (Wife) that and she just gave me a look since this'll be my fourth year of singleness. I think my oddness about certain things even gets to her sometimes (Like the fact that I name everything damn near). But I marked the end of my last relationship with my birthday and noone on this planet has a CHANCE untill after 8/18/2007. I'll be 23, yay....ok, not very exciting really. And I don't want any pitiful sob stories about my breakup and my brithday. I do it cause I remember my birthday, not the breakup.
But I sat back and talked to Jackie about it for awhile. He's come to the conclusion that I have to be with a Jew (Because I like pretty things). It was a good laugh and it reminded me of how much I love bullshitting with that man. And he said he'll have to find someone who can deal with me because I am dificult. HOW?! I tell people what I want, but then he said it's that what I want is difficult. Damn. I'll have to ask him about non difficult women in order to truely understand this.
I treat men like cars, there are just some things that should come standard.
Standard: Be generaly attractive, will to grow, have a decent job, make an honest living, be a grown person, have goals, realize that women own him but just won't say it, be clear headed about important things (money, house, pet, children), listen and understand what women are saying (YOU BASTARD!), not cause women to want to divorce him and take half of his money and fuck his credit into the ground, compromise, dependability, and morality.
Non-standard (but I want and will wait for these bells an whistles): Being an orphan (Jackie will get this), generally fit, willing to do new things or at the very least not hinder me, able to be realistic, appropriately modest, be able to take a few hits in silence, treat people well not like shit, treat himself well not like shit,(takes another breath) let me have my way about non important things (Clothes, car, cellphone, etc), and not a religious person, not try to convince me their reality is better or more correct than mine.
And there's probably a lot more but that's what I can think of now. In four years you figure out what you don't want, but more importantly you find out what you DO want.
Another reason I'm single is that I don't know if I can give up the single life. I really have a hard time grappling with couple-dom. I don't wanna give up being able to do what I want practically whenever I want. There are so many restrictions in a good relationship. I can't get up and go without telling someone, I can't spend money without consulting someone else, and there is really just so much compromising to be done. It doesn't scare me to compromise but it does leave me a little jittery having to have to give up so much freedom. I better get the best bang for my buck then, eh? XD
Dude, I just broke a root bear bottle mouth trying to open it. I poured it into a glass but I just realized (upon finishing the drink)...there are two tiny glass shards at the bottom. A little dangerous I must say. Thank god my father isn't here or I wouldn't hear the end of it.
And am I the only one who falls in love with a beautiful pocket watch?
http://www.epos.ch/collection/pocket/2089.htm
or this watch love of my life (That I'll never be able to afford but knowing it exists is enough for me)
http://wristfashion.com/2006/02/06/speedy-twilight/
Final note, If I join WoW I am joining Horde. Sorry, they have the blood elves. That's final.
So Jackie and Benny have finally found a place that pleases them both. Ben will have hot babes and Jackie his night clubs.
BTW, I hate blonds. Sorry Benny, our taste in women is different. You can keep your bottle blonds with that same hairstyle they all wear. The upside is that they are good looking women who seem to take care of themselves. Oh, and yes, watch out for the married ones. XD I always liked my white women with contrasting hair color and a pear or hourglass shape. I'm more of a body person I guess. Plus, I like those who break the mold a tad. I'm slightly eccentric, sue me.
Some how...some way... the topic of my singleness has come up. JACKIE WHAT IS KELLY PLOTTING!!??!? I KNOW IT'S HER! But seriously. I follow the rule of even numbers when it comes to dating. Mostly circling around the number four and eight. I told my best friend (Wife) that and she just gave me a look since this'll be my fourth year of singleness. I think my oddness about certain things even gets to her sometimes (Like the fact that I name everything damn near). But I marked the end of my last relationship with my birthday and noone on this planet has a CHANCE untill after 8/18/2007. I'll be 23, yay....ok, not very exciting really. And I don't want any pitiful sob stories about my breakup and my brithday. I do it cause I remember my birthday, not the breakup.
But I sat back and talked to Jackie about it for awhile. He's come to the conclusion that I have to be with a Jew (Because I like pretty things). It was a good laugh and it reminded me of how much I love bullshitting with that man. And he said he'll have to find someone who can deal with me because I am dificult. HOW?! I tell people what I want, but then he said it's that what I want is difficult. Damn. I'll have to ask him about non difficult women in order to truely understand this.
I treat men like cars, there are just some things that should come standard.
Standard: Be generaly attractive, will to grow, have a decent job, make an honest living, be a grown person, have goals, realize that women own him but just won't say it, be clear headed about important things (money, house, pet, children), listen and understand what women are saying (YOU BASTARD!), not cause women to want to divorce him and take half of his money and fuck his credit into the ground, compromise, dependability, and morality.
Non-standard (but I want and will wait for these bells an whistles): Being an orphan (Jackie will get this), generally fit, willing to do new things or at the very least not hinder me, able to be realistic, appropriately modest, be able to take a few hits in silence, treat people well not like shit, treat himself well not like shit,(takes another breath) let me have my way about non important things (Clothes, car, cellphone, etc), and not a religious person, not try to convince me their reality is better or more correct than mine.
And there's probably a lot more but that's what I can think of now. In four years you figure out what you don't want, but more importantly you find out what you DO want.
Another reason I'm single is that I don't know if I can give up the single life. I really have a hard time grappling with couple-dom. I don't wanna give up being able to do what I want practically whenever I want. There are so many restrictions in a good relationship. I can't get up and go without telling someone, I can't spend money without consulting someone else, and there is really just so much compromising to be done. It doesn't scare me to compromise but it does leave me a little jittery having to have to give up so much freedom. I better get the best bang for my buck then, eh? XD
Dude, I just broke a root bear bottle mouth trying to open it. I poured it into a glass but I just realized (upon finishing the drink)...there are two tiny glass shards at the bottom. A little dangerous I must say. Thank god my father isn't here or I wouldn't hear the end of it.
And am I the only one who falls in love with a beautiful pocket watch?
http://www.epos.ch/collection/pocket/2089.htm
or this watch love of my life (That I'll never be able to afford but knowing it exists is enough for me)
http://wristfashion.com/2006/02/06/speedy-twilight/
Final note, If I join WoW I am joining Horde. Sorry, they have the blood elves. That's final.