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Imagine if you will, a an EZ Bake oven the size of a compact car. Coated in the military's favorite olive green colour and sprinkled with various tints of green. Inside this crazy oven are long nuts that need to be secured with bolts. The thread are jacked and you have to use a wrench to rotate the botls down the nuts. But you only get about 4 inches of room to turn the wrench, and each 4 inch turn moves the bolt down about 1/10 of a millimeter. And as the wrench gizmo keeps slipping and you keep fidgeting cause you're shaped like a bent coat hanger, you hear your boss joke, "it's great to have summer hires!"