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I have asthma drugs now... the craziness is subsiding.
Hmmm... I have a knack for unearthing christian ladies. Why is this? Is is because I come across so shiny-smiley-we're-all-going-to-heaven-lads-waahey? Bah, we all know its not the real me. But I can't abide being a moody poser-goth in public.
Bah... as long as you folks know the real bitter, twisted, cynical, wretched, self-loathing uber-tobias then that's dandy with me!
Last night Bob Mortimer kept complaining about the noise my band was making down on the marshes near ashford. Even though we weren't loud and the wind was blowing, he said his dinner party guests couldnt hear themselves talking. The parish commitee came and told us, he also told us that this was obviously an exaggeration, and they knew that he'd complain.
Still, what a cross-eyed, washed-up C-word. Band sounds good though. Very huge Cohones in the bass and drums department. We're going to dress in victorian outfits and have the world's first Steamfunk band. Oyes. Long live Victoria!
Hmmm... I have a knack for unearthing christian ladies. Why is this? Is is because I come across so shiny-smiley-we're-all-going-to-heaven-lads-waahey? Bah, we all know its not the real me. But I can't abide being a moody poser-goth in public.
Bah... as long as you folks know the real bitter, twisted, cynical, wretched, self-loathing uber-tobias then that's dandy with me!
Last night Bob Mortimer kept complaining about the noise my band was making down on the marshes near ashford. Even though we weren't loud and the wind was blowing, he said his dinner party guests couldnt hear themselves talking. The parish commitee came and told us, he also told us that this was obviously an exaggeration, and they knew that he'd complain.
Still, what a cross-eyed, washed-up C-word. Band sounds good though. Very huge Cohones in the bass and drums department. We're going to dress in victorian outfits and have the world's first Steamfunk band. Oyes. Long live Victoria!