My latest "deviation." Because I just feel like bombarding people with depravity.
So! I'm fairly convinced, but not entirely concerned, that I have at least three personalities currently inhabiting my...person. Firstly, there's the Usual Me who is generally a somewhat happy person, if not a little miffed at...well...
this guy. The second girl (we'll call her Sandy) likes to create people in horrendous situations all the while believing that this somehow gives her life meaning. This makes Usual Me a little...dizzy. The third is slightly newer and doesn't have a name yet. She pops out every now and then when I, Usual Me, am forced into a customer issue situation and/or talking to people in general. She's bubbly and weird and the other two personalities HATE her.
We can't all live in the same skin. Somethin's gotta give.
I kind of really want some chocolate right now.