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CONTEST TIME!!

Jul 02, 2008 15:30

I am here to announce the FIRST EVER meganebucks SUPER ULTRA GREAT DELICIOUS FLYING MOUNTAIN TREE WOMBAT SPAM CONTEST! Actually, it's two contests in one: a post spam contest and a comment spam contest. They're going to run simultaneously, from today, July 3rd, 2008, until July 30th, 2008!

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sheepinbox July 2 2008, 22:47:49 UTC

kishmet July 2 2008, 22:50:24 UTC

HOLY CRAP

LKAJDFGLKANMSDFVK;SJDFKJLAD;KLGJALJG;LDFDAJ

YOU ARE ALL FIXATING ON THE LLAMAS WHAT ARE THESE SHENANIGANS

sheepinbox July 2 2008, 23:02:01 UTC

YOU COULD NOT POSSIBLY HAVE THOUGHT WE'D JUST LET BANNED LLAMAS GO.

FOR THIS GRAVE ERROR IN JUDGMENT...150 WORDS DESCRIBING OSHITARI'S AND ATOBE'S FIRST PETTING ZOO EXPERIENCE. EXTRA POINTS FOR A GOAT EATING ATOBE'S HAIR. GO!

kishmet July 2 2008, 23:17:12 UTC

slkdjfgf;lkj SERIOUSLY, YOU AND SNOWYM *POINTS UP* HAVE TO BE FRIENDS. Ask her why. She will understand.

257 words, by the way. A BONUS.

Atobe yanked his hand back as though it had been set on fire. The sheep chewed placidly on the grain it had licked from his palm. "I will need to be disinfected after this, Yuushi!"

"The whole point is to play with the animals, Keigo!" Oshitari replied cheerfully, patting the baby goat that had settled near his feet. So far he'd accumulated the goat, two rabbits, and a chicken that seemed to be using him as a human shield against the young children who were wandering unsupervised.

"I don't want to play with animals," Atobe declared, casting about for something to wipe his hands on. Unfortunately, everything in the vicinity was covered in fur, mud, or worse. "I want to go home and take an hour-long bath with my jasmine smelling salts. And then I want a massage and a facial and-"

The sound he made next could best be qualified as a shriek, although he would later claim that it was a manly yell. The enormous goat currently nibbling his hair tilted its head, puzzled by the human's strange behavior. "Dear god what is that thing get it away!" Atobe scrambled backward on his hands and knees until he bumped into Oshitari, startling the chicken into a mad dash across the yard. "What are you laughing at?" he demanded shrilly from a group of children who were standing nearby and giggling.

"That was a goat," Oshitari observed. "I think it likes you."

"And a hairdresser's appointment," Atobe muttered bitterly, putting his hand to his head and coming up with what had to be goat saliva. "I am never setting foot in a petting zoo again, Oshitari Yuushi. Not even for you."

zoesque July 2 2008, 23:49:20 UTC

Protip for Keigo: goat saliva + yelling at children =/= manliness.

Just sayin'.

snowym July 2 2008, 23:59:59 UTC

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??? ZOOPORN??? Zooporn reaches across the PoT pairings possibilites XD.

kishmet July 3 2008, 00:07:26 UTC

dflkjgdf;jgf;klj THIS IS NOT ZOOPORN. ZOOPORN INVOLVES. WELL. PORN.

snowym July 3 2008, 00:15:18 UTC

What the hell, when has zooporn EVER involved porn XD?

kishmet July 3 2008, 00:26:01 UTC

When Kaidoh and Inui were screwing against the snake tanks, jeez! XD

snowym July 3 2008, 00:42:46 UTC

Okay, fine... but what shall we classify lesser-than-porn zoo fic? Zoofluff?

sheepinbox July 3 2008, 01:00:05 UTC

Zoofluff would be when Jirou falls asleep in a cage full of chinchillas.

kishmet July 3 2008, 01:35:53 UTC

Oh my god. Could anything cuter even EXIST? T___T

r05km July 20 2008, 03:22:01 UTC

I think I read that one. Were the leopards watching?

snowym July 3 2008, 00:02:12 UTC

Holy crap, you just requested a zoo porn fic XD. ARE WE SOUL MATES???

sheepinbox July 3 2008, 01:00:29 UTC

PERHAPS. We mustn't question fate!

snowym July 3 2008, 01:10:21 UTC

Desu nee~e! *friends you XD* That's okay, right?

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