010: Teaching Humans the Fundamentals of Beign a Demon 101

[megane_mode]

Halloween?

... Isn't that the holiday where humans dress up in order to rob their neighbors?! What sort of celebration is it for humans to act like demons? Don't think you're better at it than us, I bet we could even rob your underwear without you noticing it!

Not that I would, but whatever

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[patchwork_phd]

Oh, I think you'll be quite pleased.

[megane_mode]

Are you an expert at this?

[patchwork_phd]

Not on my own! I have ideas, but an associate is needed to put them entirely into action. But if I say more, that'll ruin it~

[megane_mode]

A...A... surprise?!

[patchwork_phd]

The biggest one since the monster.

[megane_mode]

...
It's not bigger than the monster, is it? That would rival my dad's height...

[patchwork_phd]

Again, I could tell you, but that would ruin it~

You'll just have to wait for Halloween!

[megane_mode]

...So when is it?

[patchwork_phd]

Halloween? Oh, coming very, very soon. The 31st, in fact. Which... oh, that's tomorrow, isn't it?

[megane_mode]

That soon?!

[patchwork_phd]

It did sneak up on us, I suppose. But that's why you give yourself ample time to prepare!

[megane_mode]

I'm curious... ah, but I guess I'll just have to wait! Hmmhmm! Oh, and don't worry, slave boy is doing better now. I made sure of it.

[patchwork_phd]

Oh, good! May I ask what you did?

[megane_mode]

W-Well, analyzing his body is simply interesting. You see, after his transformation from loser to cowardly demon to then being dead and an actual hero, he's rather resilient to many of my experiments. Ah, but just the right prod here and there and...

A check up. He's fine. Idiot's pretty hard to kill anyway.

[patchwork_phd]

Good, good! We wouldn't want any casualties, would we?

[megane_mode]

He wouldn't make a very good zombie, in any case.