008: The Century Killer

[megane_mode]

[Written Privately // EASILY hackable, Mao sucks]

... Dad.
Dad, Dad, ... Dad.

... ... Dad.

What would you do in a place like this? Do you think I'm strong enough? Hmph, of course you do. You wouldn't have given me this... You wouldn't have believed in me. I should have believed in you.

...

It's still my fault you're gone.
... ... I'm sorry.

Comments

[mayaheemayahoo]

Hey! I had a great idea how to catch a crab not too long ago!

[megane_mode]

What? You do?

[mayaheemayahoo]

Yep! All I was missing is some 2x4s and a beanbag chair...

[megane_mode]

...

Explain.

[mayaheemayahoo]

Well my initial plan was to build a catapult that would drop the beanbag chair on top of the crab. One time my cousin was playing with this beanbag chair in my room back in Kurain Village, and it rolled on top of her and she got stuck underneath. I thought it would be a great way to catch a crab!

[megane_mode]

...
That's preposterous. You'll disable it, but for how long? Would it shoot a projectile in defense? Maybe it really is best to catch a dead one...

[mayaheemayahoo]

Crabs... can shoot stuff back at you?!

[megane_mode]

They could! I've seen it in movies and stuff!

[mayaheemayahoo]

W-wait, but do THESE crabs shoot stuff back at you, or is that just a movie you saw?

[megane_mode]

How should I know? I haven't studied one yet.

[mayaheemayahoo]

We've got to get a crab ASAP!

[megane_mode]

Are you afraid of them?

[mayaheemayahoo]

Of course not! We must study them for the protection of the city at large! That's what the Steel Samurai would do!

[megane_mode]

...The who? That's a new one.