adventures in shopping and running errands
1. Finish your errands on one side of town, head over to do the ones on the other, realize you forgot something you have to do today because it's the last day and head back.
2. Realize you're sitting on empty and stop at a gas station you've never been to before. Stare at the credit card slot a foot above your head (I. KID. YOU. NOT.) then precariously teeter on the tiny platform to reduce it to 9 inches.
3. Go to the Wal-Mart on that side of town and remember that the reason you arranged things the way you did is because you're out of fish and that Wal-Mart's seafood section is measly. Stock up on chicken instead.
4. Almost dislocate a finger trying to get Dr. Pepper off the too-tightly packed shelf.
5. Tear a fingernail all the way down to half an inch past the flesh while unload your cart at checkout.
6. Vow to go straight home and watch Bones until your 5 pm appointment.
2. Realize you're sitting on empty and stop at a gas station you've never been to before. Stare at the credit card slot a foot above your head (I. KID. YOU. NOT.) then precariously teeter on the tiny platform to reduce it to 9 inches.
3. Go to the Wal-Mart on that side of town and remember that the reason you arranged things the way you did is because you're out of fish and that Wal-Mart's seafood section is measly. Stock up on chicken instead.
4. Almost dislocate a finger trying to get Dr. Pepper off the too-tightly packed shelf.
5. Tear a fingernail all the way down to half an inch past the flesh while unload your cart at checkout.
6. Vow to go straight home and watch Bones until your 5 pm appointment.