When Snow White met Christopher Pike
Click to view"What is that awful thing I just watched?" you ask? That was the trailer for Snow White: A Deadly Summer, a beautifully bad movie (probably a Direct to DVD one too) that watches like someone got drunk after reading one too many Christopher Pike novels and heard that Snow White is in these days.
Snow is a juvenile delinquent (whose delinquency appears to be fighting with her stepmom-she is a MEAN stepdaughter-and going on joyrides in a car she didn't know was stolen) who gets sent to discipline boot camp by her stepmother. Camp is full of other juvenile delinquents and run by a borderline-abusive ex-SEAL named, naturally, Hunter. Snow has prophetic Dreams! There's a madwoman in the woods! Campers start randomly disappearing! Even (stepmom) talks to the mirror and it talks back! A camper went crazy and killed another camper 25 years ago and then disappeared! (It's not even eorth wondering if Eve was involved.) There may or may not be a random curse involved! (The movie isn't really sure if there is or not.)
It has no idea how it wants to end so it just throws possibilities at you, its favorite being rather "shades of Deerskin" with bonus "it's so cute how this mental patient developed a crush on my daughter while she was in a coma." Indeed.
It is hilariously bad and you owe it to yourself to watch it if you like hilariously bad movies.
It also randomly lifts bits from other Snow White movies (the most blatant being a bit that combines 2 scenes from 10th Kingdom and uses almost identical dialogue.) Depending on how many Snow White movies you've seen, that might be the most entertaining bit.