I have now reached episode 17 of Adventures of Sinbad, which features some of the finest crack the 90s had to offer.
And while you can't see it in the cap, it was wearing A GIANT BELL.
Maeve went like this:
And then she vanquished it:
AND THEN ITS OWNER APPEARED!!!
Everyone went like this:
LETS LOOK AT THAT GIANT AGAIN, SHALL WE? And, like, figure out what mythological creatures were smooshed together.
It fell into quicksand:
AND THEN!!! There was also the angsty flashback of how Sinbad became a sailor, and showing us that he's always had a thing for redheads. And hasn't changed clothes in 15 years.
A bully accidentally knocked her into the sea, and then Sinbad ran around screaming about how he couldn't swim:
And then he angstily swore his eternal revenge;
Oh, and somewhere along the way, Sinbad started stroking Maeve's neck.