Spartacus: Flying Ketchup and Pretentious Dirt, ep 2
Wow. That was incredibly boring. Except for the scene where it actually passed the Bechdel Test. Which actually make my brain go into a tailspin. Because, really? Though, that was the only really entertaining scene in the whole episode.
And did you know you can follow all the gladiator scenes on audio only? (I think those scenes were supposed to be fanservice, but i kind of prefer shirtless man fanservice to involve men who are actually attractive. And less dirty.)
Also, I should, like, start keeping track of Exploding Ketchup scenes. And all the times uber-cliche lines are uttered by or about Spartacus. I'm not sure any scene involving him has actually involved original dialogue yet.
Next ep. better go back to being at least half hilariously-bad, instead of 5% hilariously bad and 95% boringly bad.
And did you know you can follow all the gladiator scenes on audio only? (I think those scenes were supposed to be fanservice, but i kind of prefer shirtless man fanservice to involve men who are actually attractive. And less dirty.)
Also, I should, like, start keeping track of Exploding Ketchup scenes. And all the times uber-cliche lines are uttered by or about Spartacus. I'm not sure any scene involving him has actually involved original dialogue yet.
Next ep. better go back to being at least half hilariously-bad, instead of 5% hilariously bad and 95% boringly bad.