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Me: *wanders around Bath and Body with baby because he wanted to walk*
Salesperson: *senses upsale opportunity at checkout* "I notice that you have a little one, have you considered..."
Me: I hope so, as I'm standing 3 feet in front of you and you'd have to be legally blind not to notice the six-month-old child I am holding who is fascinated by all the colors. "Actually, he's my nephew, and going home tomorrow."
Observational skills that will impress the customer: "You have I butterfly on the face of your watch. I suppose you like butterflies?"
Observational skills that may not impress the customer: "I see you are toting around a human being."
Salesperson: *senses upsale opportunity at checkout* "I notice that you have a little one, have you considered..."
Me: I hope so, as I'm standing 3 feet in front of you and you'd have to be legally blind not to notice the six-month-old child I am holding who is fascinated by all the colors. "Actually, he's my nephew, and going home tomorrow."
Observational skills that will impress the customer: "You have I butterfly on the face of your watch. I suppose you like butterflies?"
Observational skills that may not impress the customer: "I see you are toting around a human being."