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Watched the last Cardinal/Astros game of the series. Go cards! Albert Pujons made the final score, a homerun at the top of the 9th, fixing the score from 2-4 to 5-4. Winning Pitcher Jason Isringhausen has an awesome name. Losing Pitcher Brad Lidge does not.
Tried prying the Dr. Hook tape out of my van's casette player with a pen... now I have ink dripping down my console. Fuck me.
Dude came into the restaurant. Asked if our oatmeal was regular or instant. I said "what are you some fucking oatmeal connoisseur?" He liked his oatmeal. I told him it was regular. It's actually instant. Fuck him.
Biz got too drunk last night and peed on Josh's face. Sorry dude.
On the bright side, I'm winning the lottery in a two days, I get to see the most amazing boy in the world in seventeen, and I can spell connoisseur.
Tried prying the Dr. Hook tape out of my van's casette player with a pen... now I have ink dripping down my console. Fuck me.
Dude came into the restaurant. Asked if our oatmeal was regular or instant. I said "what are you some fucking oatmeal connoisseur?" He liked his oatmeal. I told him it was regular. It's actually instant. Fuck him.
Biz got too drunk last night and peed on Josh's face. Sorry dude.
On the bright side, I'm winning the lottery in a two days, I get to see the most amazing boy in the world in seventeen, and I can spell connoisseur.