Can I get a Fuck Yeah?
Did you know that I have been working out? Because I have. It is fun and it makes me feel good! I like that. As a direct result of the working out, I can now stand on my head for up to 30 seconds. I can also do three sets of ten pushups with no problem, when only a month or so ago I could barely do two pushups without falling down. It's really nice to work at something with such obvious and easily quantifiable achievements. It's not like art, where you're like, "Am I getting better? What the fuck is even going on?" It's just: I ran farther, faster. I used more weight. I did more reps.
We're looking for a roommate. Our current roommate has been here a little more than two weeks and is leaving in less than a week. Thursday, in fact! He told us he was going to have a job for at least two months, but then it ended up being three weeks, so I don't know what that's about. But he bought us a parting gift from Bed Bath and Beyond, so that's all that matters, right? Right?
Right, guys? Bed, Bath, and Beyond?
We're looking for a roommate. Our current roommate has been here a little more than two weeks and is leaving in less than a week. Thursday, in fact! He told us he was going to have a job for at least two months, but then it ended up being three weeks, so I don't know what that's about. But he bought us a parting gift from Bed Bath and Beyond, so that's all that matters, right? Right?
Right, guys? Bed, Bath, and Beyond?