Found this one the ol' Facespace. :D

Jan 13, 2013 15:33

Doesn't this describe our incredibly handsome super genius perfectly?!





hahahaha, what if spouting random science and math facts was what turns him on the most?


Lounging on the carpet in front of the fireplace with her sheer red lingerie, Roxanne opened her old college physics book and read from the following, "...15 in^3 times (2.45)^3 cm^3 divided by 1 in^3 equals 245.8cm.^3."

She smirked to herself when the slight intake of breath from the blue being next to her sounded and she traced a finger down his bare blue chest.

Flipping a page or two, the reporter continued  in her most sultry voice, "Newton's First Law of Motion--"

"Oh..." Megamind vocalized as he gazed reverently up to her, "Oh you-you tease!"

Smiling, she continued, "'Every object in a state of motion tends to remain in that motion unless an external force applies to it.'"

Moaning, Megamind gripped the hand that was now stroking his long abdomen, "...more..."

Biting her lip sensually, Roxanne husked, "Earth orbits the sun at a relative speed of 67,000 miles per hour!"

"Oh god!" Megamind sat up and began kissing her neck, "Don't stop!"

"Mmm..." Peeking at the final piece of information that would turn her recently incredibly handsome de-virginized boyfriend into a raging sex god, Roxanne tossed the book aside and whispered into his pointed blue ear, "E=mc^2."

facebook, you know you're obsessed when . . ., rating: nc-17, for science!, pairing: roxanne/megamind, genre: sexytimes, author: missmartian23, genre: humor, for the lulz

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