FanFic: Spare Linens
(Sorry for the deletion, Rich Text mode was causing me trouble so I went back to HTML XD)
Title: Spare Linens
Rating: not-really-smut (No naughtytimes but kids should GTFO anyway)
Pairing: Uhm... Megamind and himselftoys.
WARNINGS: None, just possibly confusing people with RP universe stuff.
Summary: Minion finds Sir's toy box.
This is crackfic for the Tumblr RP so it may not make sense to anyone. Essentially, sevandor's hero Megamind, named "Mykaal" in her ficverse and for this RP, is living in "my" evil Megamind's Lair due to some cross-dimensional whatever. Minion is looking after them both. Mykaal has some of his own brainbots in his living space there, as he has taken up a small area of the largely empty Lair as his own.
This was requested and I... had to do it. Had to. Uhm. ANYWAY.
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There was a knock on Mykaal's door. Minion was at the other side, leaning his dome against the door to listen for a response of some sort. "Mykaal-Sir? Are you there?"
With no answer, Minion cautiously opened the door and let himself in, peeking first before taking a full step inside. One of Mykaal's brainbots bowged and approached him happily, welcoming him inside. "Oh, hello there! Mykaal-Sir's not here, I take it." Minion smiled, patting its dome before walking in further and taking a better look around. The brainbot wooshed back to its post on a counter, resting, though watching its familiar other-Daddy's Minion with curiosity. Minion hadn't really looked in here since Mykaal had joined their Evil Lair as a regular house-guest, and he was impressed. Thoroughly impressed. There was technology in here that his Megamind had barely even achieved, and that was saying a lot. He wasn't a genius himself, but he could at least understand the basics of what Megamind achieved. Usually. When Megamind's creations did make sense, of course.
"Well, since Sir isn't using his bed as often as he did, I figured I'd come in here and change the sheets for Mykaal-Sir. That's alright?" he asked the brainbot, which nodded its eyestalk and bowged in a happy 'yes'. "Alright then," Minion beamed, stepping out to the giant bed and laughing lightly to himself. And he had thought his Sir's bed was large!
He circled the bed, un-tucking the sheet from underneath the mattress and pulling it off, bunching it up into a heap on the floor. He removed the pillowcases from their pillows, returning them to the bare mattress and tossing the cases in the pile.
"Alright, that should do it for now...!" Minion smiled to himself, leaning down in his suit over the pile of sheets to gather them up in his large robot arms. It was then that he noticed a box that had previously been hidden under the bed, with the words "SPARE LINENS" scrawled along the side in sharpie marker.
"Oh, well... While I'm here!" Minion let the sheets lose from his arms, dropping them to the floor in a quick puff as he pulled the box from underneath the bed and set it up on the mattress. He made a face as he heard the rattle of what sounded like anything BUT soft spare sheets. Did Mykaal accidentally misplace his tools like Sir often did? He tsk'd, opening the top so he could see what was really inside...
"OH HOLY MOTHER OF CARP!" Minion yelped, flailing his robot arms and knocking the box over on the bed. He swam frantically in his dome as he swam around, as if Mykaal-Sir or Sir could walk in on him looking like a big snoop. Oh good heavens, why were mammals so gross?! In a hurry he scooped the weird phallic and non-phallic items back into the box, slamming the flaps down to cover it again as if the items could somehow jump out on their own. "Mammals!" Minion groaned, quickly shoving the box under the bed again where it had been and sighing as he reached back to gather up the REAL linens and take them to the washer.
As he walked by Mykaal-Sir's brainbot he glared slightly, flustered. "You could have warned me, you know!"
The brainbot bowged in confusion, tilting it's eye-stalk curiously as Minion left the room in an embarrassed huff.
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Title: Spare Linens
Rating: not-really-smut (No naughtytimes but kids should GTFO anyway)
Pairing: Uhm... Megamind and himselftoys.
WARNINGS: None, just possibly confusing people with RP universe stuff.
Summary: Minion finds Sir's toy box.
This is crackfic for the Tumblr RP so it may not make sense to anyone. Essentially, sevandor's hero Megamind, named "Mykaal" in her ficverse and for this RP, is living in "my" evil Megamind's Lair due to some cross-dimensional whatever. Minion is looking after them both. Mykaal has some of his own brainbots in his living space there, as he has taken up a small area of the largely empty Lair as his own.
This was requested and I... had to do it. Had to. Uhm. ANYWAY.
--
There was a knock on Mykaal's door. Minion was at the other side, leaning his dome against the door to listen for a response of some sort. "Mykaal-Sir? Are you there?"
With no answer, Minion cautiously opened the door and let himself in, peeking first before taking a full step inside. One of Mykaal's brainbots bowged and approached him happily, welcoming him inside. "Oh, hello there! Mykaal-Sir's not here, I take it." Minion smiled, patting its dome before walking in further and taking a better look around. The brainbot wooshed back to its post on a counter, resting, though watching its familiar other-Daddy's Minion with curiosity. Minion hadn't really looked in here since Mykaal had joined their Evil Lair as a regular house-guest, and he was impressed. Thoroughly impressed. There was technology in here that his Megamind had barely even achieved, and that was saying a lot. He wasn't a genius himself, but he could at least understand the basics of what Megamind achieved. Usually. When Megamind's creations did make sense, of course.
"Well, since Sir isn't using his bed as often as he did, I figured I'd come in here and change the sheets for Mykaal-Sir. That's alright?" he asked the brainbot, which nodded its eyestalk and bowged in a happy 'yes'. "Alright then," Minion beamed, stepping out to the giant bed and laughing lightly to himself. And he had thought his Sir's bed was large!
He circled the bed, un-tucking the sheet from underneath the mattress and pulling it off, bunching it up into a heap on the floor. He removed the pillowcases from their pillows, returning them to the bare mattress and tossing the cases in the pile.
"Alright, that should do it for now...!" Minion smiled to himself, leaning down in his suit over the pile of sheets to gather them up in his large robot arms. It was then that he noticed a box that had previously been hidden under the bed, with the words "SPARE LINENS" scrawled along the side in sharpie marker.
"Oh, well... While I'm here!" Minion let the sheets lose from his arms, dropping them to the floor in a quick puff as he pulled the box from underneath the bed and set it up on the mattress. He made a face as he heard the rattle of what sounded like anything BUT soft spare sheets. Did Mykaal accidentally misplace his tools like Sir often did? He tsk'd, opening the top so he could see what was really inside...
"OH HOLY MOTHER OF CARP!" Minion yelped, flailing his robot arms and knocking the box over on the bed. He swam frantically in his dome as he swam around, as if Mykaal-Sir or Sir could walk in on him looking like a big snoop. Oh good heavens, why were mammals so gross?! In a hurry he scooped the weird phallic and non-phallic items back into the box, slamming the flaps down to cover it again as if the items could somehow jump out on their own. "Mammals!" Minion groaned, quickly shoving the box under the bed again where it had been and sighing as he reached back to gather up the REAL linens and take them to the washer.
As he walked by Mykaal-Sir's brainbot he glared slightly, flustered. "You could have warned me, you know!"
The brainbot bowged in confusion, tilting it's eye-stalk curiously as Minion left the room in an embarrassed huff.
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