Fic - "The Birds and the Bees (and the Flowers and the Trees)"
Hey guys! Something a little different today--- a crossover! I don't know if anyone here has seen the HBO series OZ, but ever since I saw Baby Megamind crash into a prison, I've been wondering what would have happened if he'd crashed into one particular prison... Basically, this is my spin on the "prison uncles" genre, haha. Interesting note: J.K. Simmons appears in both universes! :D
Author's notes are a bit rambly, as crossover notes tend to be, heh.
Title: The Birds and the Bees (and the Flowers and the Trees)
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Tobias Beecher, Chris Keller, Ryan O'Reily, Megamind. OZ, Megamind.
Word Count: 4,018
Rating: R
Summary: When it's time for the kid to get The Talk, the task falls to the prison's resident lovebirds.
Warnings: Language, sexual content, horrible awkwardness.
Notes: I don't always write crossovers, but when I do, they're crazy. As soon as I saw Baby Megamind land in a jail yard, my brain went straight to my favorite prison: the Oswald State Correctional Facility! Which, you know, never had an official location, so why not Metro City? It's a really amazing set of characters, and I enjoyed imagining them charged with raising a strange blue alien child. As far as Minion is concerned, please forgive his total lack of participation in this story: for some reason, I always got the impression in the flashback that he stayed mute around the prison uncles, who all assume that he's just a weird fish in a weird bowl. Since this story is more from the adult's POV, Minion is kind of... ignored. Sorry, Minion. As far as the OZ timeline is concerned, I just imagine this all taking place in some weird limbo between seasons three and four. Title comes from this adorable song.
If anyone unfamiliar with OZ wants to get a feel for the characters, here's a series of clips taken from around the right time period in the series (just a little later than I'd like). I thought I'd only be able to find Beecher/Keller clips, but you even get a little Ryan O'Reily in this one! He's the snarky bastard with the gold cross necklace. BONUS O'REILY. Hope you enjoy it!
You know, maybe it says a lot about his masochistic streak, but Beecher can't seem to read enough books about guys in prison.
Author's notes are a bit rambly, as crossover notes tend to be, heh.
Title: The Birds and the Bees (and the Flowers and the Trees)
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Tobias Beecher, Chris Keller, Ryan O'Reily, Megamind. OZ, Megamind.
Word Count: 4,018
Rating: R
Summary: When it's time for the kid to get The Talk, the task falls to the prison's resident lovebirds.
Warnings: Language, sexual content, horrible awkwardness.
Notes: I don't always write crossovers, but when I do, they're crazy. As soon as I saw Baby Megamind land in a jail yard, my brain went straight to my favorite prison: the Oswald State Correctional Facility! Which, you know, never had an official location, so why not Metro City? It's a really amazing set of characters, and I enjoyed imagining them charged with raising a strange blue alien child. As far as Minion is concerned, please forgive his total lack of participation in this story: for some reason, I always got the impression in the flashback that he stayed mute around the prison uncles, who all assume that he's just a weird fish in a weird bowl. Since this story is more from the adult's POV, Minion is kind of... ignored. Sorry, Minion. As far as the OZ timeline is concerned, I just imagine this all taking place in some weird limbo between seasons three and four. Title comes from this adorable song.
If anyone unfamiliar with OZ wants to get a feel for the characters, here's a series of clips taken from around the right time period in the series (just a little later than I'd like). I thought I'd only be able to find Beecher/Keller clips, but you even get a little Ryan O'Reily in this one! He's the snarky bastard with the gold cross necklace. BONUS O'REILY. Hope you enjoy it!
You know, maybe it says a lot about his masochistic streak, but Beecher can't seem to read enough books about guys in prison.