Fanfic.. finially out
still mad about the bluebird thing.. >.< but... here's the fanfic i promised..
Truth or Dare
-hosted by the Megami Alchemist
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Okay, first I never write any type of fan fic in my LIFE.. so this is the closest thing to a fanfic that you'll ever find by me...
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Megami Alchemist: Welcome to "Truth or Dare" Tonight, we have two special guests, the famous Elric Brothers!!
(applause)
Megami Alchemist: Okay then, the other two are Roy Mustang and Scar!
(applause)
Megami Alchemist: I'm sure all of you out there all know how to play "Truth or Dare", so lets get started shall we? Ed, truth or dare?
Ed: Truth
Megami Alchemist: How tall are you without your boots and that extra piece of hair?
Ed: What?!
Megami Alchemist: Common ^.^
Ed: 4'11
Roy: HA! Only 4'11 huh? So you are a midget!
Ed: SHUT UP!
Megami Alchemist: Okay, Roy... Truth or...
Roy: Truth
Megami Alchemist: How many times have you been in Hawkeye's bed?
Roy: o.o.. uhhh... this year?
Megami Alchemist: Sure, why not..
Roy: Let's see, it's July now... *counts* 14.. twice every month..
Megami Alchemist: O_O
Hawkeye: *jumps out from audience* WHAT?!
Roy: -.-' great... now I have to deal with her after the show...
*bell rings*
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Megami Alchemist: *cheerful face* All right, that's our commercial bell. We'll be back in 5 minutes! Stay tune for Al and Scar's turn!
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Megami Alchemist: -_- I NEED WATER...
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Ed: What type of question is that?! How tall are you?!
Roy: And what's with the bed question?!
Hawkeye: *stumps over to Roy* Roy...>.<
Security: Sorry madam, no one is allowed to see the contestants after the show..
Roy: *sigh of relief*
Megami Alchemist: Sorry, I just ask the questions. Someone else makes them.
*bells rings*
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Megami Alchemist: *back to cheerful face* Okay, now we're back. Just in case some of you are just tuning in with us, Ed and Roy just finished their first turn <>! Okay, let's go to our next victim... errr next guest, Alphones! Okay, Al, Truth or Dare?
Al: Truth
Megami Alchemist: Aww, you people are no fun.. anyways.. How many times have you hide a cat.. or any stray animal, in you suit?
Al: What type of question is that?!
Megami Alchemist: Answer it..
Al: Just one
Megami Alchemist: Just one? Are you sure about that?
Al: Yeah.
Megami Alchemist: Okay, can we get some tech guy to show a flash back there?
(okay)
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The audience sees Al's armor full of stray cats and dogs.. what the.. is that Ed in there?! Edo-Chan..? Is that you? O.o.. and what's that? Winry.. and Al? Making out... oh my..
Tech guy: Ooops.. that's his dream sequence we just tapped into..
Megami Alchemist: You idiots... you people can't do anything right...
Al: THAT'S MY DEEPEST DARKEST DREAM!! NO ONE'S SUPPOSE TO SEE THAT!!
Megami Alchemist: I'm truly sorry, but we can not do anything since this is live. And since your contract doesn't cover illusions by the mind, we will not do anything to make this better.. Sorry ^.^
Al: *embarrassed*
Ed: Hey, Al, I bet Winry's back home watching this... (heh heh)
Al: *blushing* (to camera) No, Winry.. It's not true!
(back at Risembool)
Winry: *drops screws* O_O *drops down on knees*
(back to the show)
Megami Alchemist: Last but not least, Scar.. Truth or Dare?
Scar: Dare
Megami Alchemist: Finally! Someone who's brave enough to pick dare! Okay.. The show dares you to kill Edward Elric!
Ed: WHAT??!
(gasp)
Roy: WHAT KIND OF TV SHOW IS THIS?!
Megami Alchemist (now with Envy's voice): A type ran by a homunculi or course *evil grin*
Scar: Fine with me...
Megami Alchemist (now Envy): Good..
Ed: What?! You can't fight here! There's people!
Envy: Oh.. of course.. Lust, Gluttony!
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Due to the death of many audiences, the host Megami Alchemist who was killed before the show, the director, stupid tech guys, and the camera, the show will not be air no longer. Feel free to buy the DVD of the show, coming soon to your nearest stores everywhere...
Seems like Roy never had to deal with Hawkeye after all, at least something good came out of this...
*In the background:*
Ed: AL!!
Scar: I will send all of you to your maker...!!
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THE END!!
Hope you liked it.. This is my first one.. so I understand if you think it sucked.. Please comment^.^