Wow what a time

[megalumpy]

A big special "Thanks!" to those who made it to my going away event. It was wonderful to have everyone wish me luck and buy me booze!

By the time I got home on Sunday morning I'd been out for about 9 hours... what a mish!

Yoinked from _poe_:

Comments

[elle_kabong]

Do I have any special talents:
The ability to secrete your species’ vast hard-shelled larvae into the abdominal cavities of unsuspecting Kindergarteners without raising the ire of their parents always impressed me, as did the ensuing meat-geyser when the larvae pupated into killer lizard-monsters with a genetic lust for David Icke’s blood…

Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what):
I’ll go for “Something else (what)”.

…hang on, re-read the question. So I’m meant to choose which “what” I want to submit? Hmmmmm. Your adjective today shall be: ductile.

I'm hot? Am I not? Go ahead, you can say ... : You are at least 36 degrees centigrade. Not hot enough to burn my lips, nor too cold to keep me warm at night. You’re like milky tea and a hot-water-bottle rolled into one big lump of

Have I seen you naked?:
Hells yes. The image is etched in my retina.

Have you ever hugged me:
Like a toilet.

Kissed me?:
Also like a toilet.

What is my favorite food:
Cock.

Have you ever had a crush on me:
Still do, my boy, still do.

Am I dating anyone:
I understand you’re engaged in some form of preternatural courtship, yes. But you’ll always be mine, oh yes. MINE.

If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
Bumtrinket?

What's your favorite memory of me:
Panama.

What is my worst habit:
Reminiscing about Panama in front of the girl’s parents you SICK BASTARD. Let the dead lie, man, stop picking at the scabs…

Have you ever had a dream about me? If so, what?:
I dreamed of Genie. And am now imagining you in harem pants. Dance for me, my eunuch!

If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring?
Lard

Are we friends:
Not after you read this.

Do I believe in God?
I think you acknowledge my existence, yes.

Am I family oriented?
More like disoriented.

Who is my best friend?
Lefty. But I understand you’re quite fond of Righty as well when you fancy some kind of menage a trois… other than that, I'd say Beelzebub and all his little wizards are your real friends. They're not like the others...

Will you repost this so I can do it?
We’re talking about the quiz, aren’t we?

Ahhh, panama

[megalumpy]

I really liked that piercing you had, but really it was my head-scarf that bought all the boys to the yard

Re: Ahhh, panama

[elle_kabong]

That was no piercing, that was my wife.

...hang on, what?

[8ball_gag]

"But you’ll always be mine, oh yes. MINE."

Not if I can help it. You wanna fight, bitch?

[elle_kabong]

Oooh, hark to the Johnny Come Lately getting all uppity just 'coz she lets the boy twaddle her hallibut?

Bitch, please.