Holy crap

Dec 02, 2006 00:57

I took the test thingy pretty much sure it was another piece of crap and that I wasn't going to bother cluttering up friends lists with this kind of whatever-ya-call-it that I couldn't figure out why I was taking it in the first place.

But then the results came in...

I'll hide the larger version behind a cut, but here's the smaller version first.

If you know _anything_ about me then you'll know why I'm having to post this despite my first intentions.



Read My Result
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The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore


Random Brutal Sex Master
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.



ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
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