Squirrel Bastards
I thought moving away from Cheney would get me away from all the scary squirrels out there but no, they have to follow me to my house.
Am outside today washing my car, watering the lawn, and my roses when all of a sudden I look over and these five squirrels are watching me(creepy) and they are slowly coming closer and closer to me, and they aren't even phased that I am human and much larger than them. So I give them an encouraging little nudge by spraying them with water to leave me alone. So they run away, am think "yes" they know who is boss now they won't mess with me anymore. Now those sneaky little bastards climb up on the fence and start quitly sneaking down towards me, am watering and text messaging Leah this (because she knows about scary squirrels) not noticing that they are getting closer and closer to me. I turn around and it just staring at me. I spray it again, now all five of them are getting closer and closer. Don't they get that I don't want them close to me, I don’t care if they play in my yard, but don't get near me. I feed this sneaky bastards during the winter because I thought that they were cute and hungry, well they will learn to not bite the hand that feeds the. I forgave them when they ate my strawberry plants, even though they ate the whole damn thing down to the root. Well this is war!!!
NO squirrel feeder for you guys.
Well I guess you know you're domestic when you are worried about squirrels.
Am outside today washing my car, watering the lawn, and my roses when all of a sudden I look over and these five squirrels are watching me(creepy) and they are slowly coming closer and closer to me, and they aren't even phased that I am human and much larger than them. So I give them an encouraging little nudge by spraying them with water to leave me alone. So they run away, am think "yes" they know who is boss now they won't mess with me anymore. Now those sneaky little bastards climb up on the fence and start quitly sneaking down towards me, am watering and text messaging Leah this (because she knows about scary squirrels) not noticing that they are getting closer and closer to me. I turn around and it just staring at me. I spray it again, now all five of them are getting closer and closer. Don't they get that I don't want them close to me, I don’t care if they play in my yard, but don't get near me. I feed this sneaky bastards during the winter because I thought that they were cute and hungry, well they will learn to not bite the hand that feeds the. I forgave them when they ate my strawberry plants, even though they ate the whole damn thing down to the root. Well this is war!!!
NO squirrel feeder for you guys.
Well I guess you know you're domestic when you are worried about squirrels.