Just found this on Beast's Journal Page
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole darke_lotus's purse (30 points). In November I bought porn for tree212 (-10 points). In August I put gum in coffeebeans2k's hair (-12 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, arvernian (-5000 points). In June I set flarecarrot's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5058 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Megalabisia