Master of the Universe!
I wish I could be the Master of the Universe. I'd be a pretty good Master of the Universe. Assuming the position came with total and complete omnipotence, and therefore the ability to bend every single other person in my universe to my own will. Everyone would be happy, because if they weren't I'd smite them! Ohhh, I'd smite them good. And I wouldn't be bored. Endless fun could be had toying with jackasses.
Except, I wouldn't want to be He-Man;
He-Man is lame. Look at him. Super-lame. I'd much rather be... I dunno... Shaft. He has a cool theme-song, and is smooooooooth. But, uh, less black. And more master-of-the-universe-ee. Finally, if I still got the transforming-mount thing that He-Man has, it'd probably be a capuchin monkey that transformed into a giant, snarling chupacabra.
That'd be so cool.
Except, I wouldn't want to be He-Man;
He-Man is lame. Look at him. Super-lame. I'd much rather be... I dunno... Shaft. He has a cool theme-song, and is smooooooooth. But, uh, less black. And more master-of-the-universe-ee. Finally, if I still got the transforming-mount thing that He-Man has, it'd probably be a capuchin monkey that transformed into a giant, snarling chupacabra.
That'd be so cool.