Jan 25, 2007 13:13
" I don't want you to grieve for Steve. He's at peace now. Instead, I want you to grieve for the animals. They've all lost the best friend that they've ever had."
Has anyone seen any of the footage for Steve Irwin's memorial service? It's awful. That quote is from his father, and he said it after showing a few choice pieces of footage of Irwin. Those animals didn't like him; They fucking hated him. He made a living off of annoying the shit out of them. Seriously, what the hell?
And then they had a country band play Irwin's favorite song, while they loaded up a pick-up truck with a bunch of seemingly random extreme sports crap, and laid down flowers on the ground. The beautiful yellow floral arrangement ended up spelling "Crikey." I couldn't make this shit up. Then the truck drove away, and everybody cried.
CRIKEY!
The man was a horrible fucking joke, and his death was more hilarious than anything. Holy Jesus fuck I hate people.