My two faves are the Punisher and Iron Man. Why? Because Frank Castle aka Punisher is one insanely awesome man, tougher to get rid of than that little nugget that just won't flush - and a good mechanic. Anthony Stark aka Iron Man is as equally as awesome (Ozzy even wrote a song about his awesomeness) because he managed to kill many gooks in 'nam in his Iron invincibility suit.
The fight between the two would be a true clash of titans...no less. Even though Iron Man is invincible, Punisher managed to kill the russian hit-man (Kevin Nash aka Big Daddy Cool aka Diesel aka Daddy Fat Sex) who is the equivilent of Zangeif from street figher.. and No One trumps Zangief...except in this case ofcourse.
Now I admit, I don't know every little detail about both combatants...but if I had to choose a winner, it would have to be Punisher. Frank is a very smart man...in a MacGuyver sort of way.. He would put two and two together and realize that he could wear Iron Man away with water and alcohol. We all know what water can do to Iron... But why alcohol do you say? because Anthony Stark is not only an alcoholic (which alone would give Punisher a huge advantage seeing how Punisher has mad tolerance from drinking Wild Turkey) but alcohol washes away lubrication from joints, causing them to eventually seize. Also, he can't hold his liquor. Together, this would reduce Iron Man to a drunken carrot weighing one metric ton.
The fight between the two would be a true clash of titans...no less. Even though Iron Man is invincible, Punisher managed to kill the russian hit-man (Kevin Nash aka Big Daddy Cool aka Diesel aka Daddy Fat Sex) who is the equivilent of Zangeif from street figher.. and No One trumps Zangief...except in this case ofcourse.
Now I admit, I don't know every little detail about both combatants...but if I had to choose a winner, it would have to be Punisher. Frank is a very smart man...in a MacGuyver sort of way.. He would put two and two together and realize that he could wear Iron Man away with water and alcohol. We all know what water can do to Iron... But why alcohol do you say? because Anthony Stark is not only an alcoholic (which alone would give Punisher a huge advantage seeing how Punisher has mad tolerance from drinking Wild Turkey) but alcohol washes away lubrication from joints, causing them to eventually seize. Also, he can't hold his liquor. Together, this would reduce Iron Man to a drunken carrot weighing one metric ton.
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