Still Bored
1) My uncle once:
Came to my graduation party and spent the majority of the time smoking a cigar on the front lawn freaking out my friends. He also commented to my dad that our lawn was so large he should get some "niger" to take care of it
2) Never in my life:
Have I had sex
3) When I was five:
I liked a little greek boy down the street
5) I will never forget:
The Maasai People
6) I once met:
Martha Stewart. She really is a bitch
7) There's this girl I know who:
Wanted to go to England and climb Buckingham Palace Walls and rape prince william
8) Once, at a bar:
As I have just turned 21, I sadly cannot think of crazy bar stories...more to come I'm sure tho
10) Last night:
I slept with Nicole
11) If I had only:
Not taken so long to get to know people, and to let them get to know me
12) Next time I go to church:
christmas
14) What worries me most:
I will never make myself happy
15) When I turn my head right, I see:
My mom watching TV
16) When I turn my head left, I see:
The wall with an ugly poster of an english garden house
17) You know I’m lying when:
I can't look you in the eye
18) You know what I miss most about the eighties:
Running around the backyard/woods with no worries other than when I'd have to be inside for dinner
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be:
One of the hopeless romantics to be screwed by love
20) By this time, next year:
Who the fuck knows
21) A better name for me would be:
Awesomey mc awesome
22) I have a hard time understanding:
Hate
23) If I'd ever go back to high school:
Woah that would make me want to shoot myself in the foot...but I'd do it for a sick pleasure
25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be:
My parents
27) Take my advice, never:
Tell your mom you want to kill yourself right that second
28) My ideal breakfast is:
depends...Maybe pancakes and sausage
29) A song I love, but do not have is:
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest:
Visit the China General Store...though china is not technically my hometown
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars are:
Huh?
32) Why won’t anyone:
Take a chance on me?
33) If you spend the night at my house, don’t:
make fun of my dog
34) I’d stop my wedding for:
Johnny Depp.
35) The world could do without:
Racism
36) I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
Live at home the rest of my life
37) My favorite blond is:
Brad Pitt?
38) Paperclips are more useful than:
your face
39) San Diego means:
A cool place to live
40) And by the way:
I'm bored right now
41) And I have some good news:
I'm going to start my Senior year of college on wednesday :)
Came to my graduation party and spent the majority of the time smoking a cigar on the front lawn freaking out my friends. He also commented to my dad that our lawn was so large he should get some "niger" to take care of it
2) Never in my life:
Have I had sex
3) When I was five:
I liked a little greek boy down the street
5) I will never forget:
The Maasai People
6) I once met:
Martha Stewart. She really is a bitch
7) There's this girl I know who:
Wanted to go to England and climb Buckingham Palace Walls and rape prince william
8) Once, at a bar:
As I have just turned 21, I sadly cannot think of crazy bar stories...more to come I'm sure tho
10) Last night:
I slept with Nicole
11) If I had only:
Not taken so long to get to know people, and to let them get to know me
12) Next time I go to church:
christmas
14) What worries me most:
I will never make myself happy
15) When I turn my head right, I see:
My mom watching TV
16) When I turn my head left, I see:
The wall with an ugly poster of an english garden house
17) You know I’m lying when:
I can't look you in the eye
18) You know what I miss most about the eighties:
Running around the backyard/woods with no worries other than when I'd have to be inside for dinner
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be:
One of the hopeless romantics to be screwed by love
20) By this time, next year:
Who the fuck knows
21) A better name for me would be:
Awesomey mc awesome
22) I have a hard time understanding:
Hate
23) If I'd ever go back to high school:
Woah that would make me want to shoot myself in the foot...but I'd do it for a sick pleasure
25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be:
My parents
27) Take my advice, never:
Tell your mom you want to kill yourself right that second
28) My ideal breakfast is:
depends...Maybe pancakes and sausage
29) A song I love, but do not have is:
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest:
Visit the China General Store...though china is not technically my hometown
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars are:
Huh?
32) Why won’t anyone:
Take a chance on me?
33) If you spend the night at my house, don’t:
make fun of my dog
34) I’d stop my wedding for:
Johnny Depp.
35) The world could do without:
Racism
36) I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
Live at home the rest of my life
37) My favorite blond is:
Brad Pitt?
38) Paperclips are more useful than:
your face
39) San Diego means:
A cool place to live
40) And by the way:
I'm bored right now
41) And I have some good news:
I'm going to start my Senior year of college on wednesday :)